shower scrub

a sexually frustrated college male who sticks four fingers up his rear for pleasure

He sent pictures to his 15 year old girlfriend of his shower scrub

by Mrs. D April 8, 2007

Scrub Squad

Crazy Motherfuckas that do kiddiepools of cocaine from tha crackmobile and get crunk as Fuck.

Oh you know Scrub Squad is going to be at that party.

by crosk November 3, 2011

scruffle

V. to rub one's beard against another's skin (usually the neck or face) to show affection

As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."

by GentlySevere May 10, 2009

scruffyballs

A beautiful fluffy dog with meth coated furry balls

My friend is SCRUFFYBALLS.

by SCRUFFYBALLS January 27, 2015

scruff pod

singular One who rationalizes facial hair despite facts.

plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.

Kacie: Eric is a total scruff pod.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.

Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.

Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.

by merrycakes December 5, 2014

scrubfest

a gathering of many scrub or scrub-related people for the purpose of conducting scrub-like business such as compaining about your current finacial situation, lying about your job, or asking for lending of pennies or bus money, that no one seems to have. scrubfests are often held at the abode of the alpha scrub a.k.a the poorest. The attire to said 'fest is dirty undershirt or wifebeater with jeans torn in an unfashionable style and shoes that are sold for less than 20 dollars or are stolen. The popular scrub dance, known as "the scrub" is getting on your knees and screaming "imma scrub, imma scrub" in a high pitched voice and flaling your arms. Food found at a scrubfest consists of scrub delicasies such as water and bread.

see above: scrubfest

by scrub-lover April 1, 2010

scrubbin it

being lazy
not caring how u look

aquamequisha- "hey what are you doing today"
bomquisha- "just scrubbin it, watchin movies with the boyfriend"
aquamequisha- "bitch, what the hell. chicks before dicks"

by aquamequisha jones January 11, 2009