Script Monkey

A term used when describing the employees of an outsourced initiative. Usually found in a level 1 IT service environment or with a call center, they are comprised of foreign representatives who have taken English as a second language. They can not process requests without sticking 100% to a script as they can not think on their own.

I called to book a flight on Delta and the Script Monkey couldn't answer my question since it wasn't something normally asked.

I called Dell for help with my laptop return. I explained to the rep I already completed all troubleshooting and the script monkey said we need to complete all their steps of they will not help me.

by Mr. Dot February 4, 2010

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by 'OR 1=1 June 19, 2018

Scriptin'

Falseness in personality, words, or actions.

Nigga, why you scriptin'?

I thought we was chillin' tonight dawg, but I guess you feel like scriptin'?

by Collie Bear November 8, 2009

Scriptedest

Scriptedest means it pretends to be unscripted and spontaneous but in fact it is totally fake and staged.

1)
MTV's Moving In is the scriptedest reality show ever.

2)
Dude on MTV: I am an ultimate fighter and I have arachnophobia.

MTV Viewer: No kidding.

Dude on MTV wakes up in the middle of the night, screams "there's a bug in my pants!", runs away in a direct line from the camera and jumps into a garden swimming pool.

MTV Viewer: Fuck, this is the scriptedest show ever!

by humdeedum January 20, 2011

Script kitten

A Little kid that thinks he can hack

Little kid: I'm going to hack your PSN account

Bob: you can't hack shit

Little kid: i swear I will shut your ass Down

Bob: do it
Five minutes later shit don't happen he is nothing but a Script kitten

by The nigger hung from a tree li April 30, 2015

Script Kiddie

When someone on the internet Is a wannabe hacker who Clams to hack but uses written out programs like grabify That's able to get IP Address's

Script kiddie:I can boot you offline
Person:How? by using programs you script kiddie!
Script kiddie:

by DANK_WATERMELON_MEMES April 3, 2017

Scripttard

An asshole so consumed with scripting, this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, every time I talk to Rob, all he can do is rattle off bullshit about scripting, he is such a Scripttard!

by Klaatu9898 October 10, 2018