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Scotland

A country full of people who are bitter towards England because the English GONVERNMENT treated them like shit in the middle ages. What the Scots (and the Irish and anyone else who was in the british empire) seem to overlook though is that the average English peasant in the middle ages was also treated like shit by his own government, so they have no reason to hate normal English people.
Scotland, for all its faults, i wouldnt want to live anywhere else. And not everyone hates the English, its only the ignorant NEDs.
by proudscot March 31, 2009
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Scotland the Brave

A bearded man who, aware but unafraid of the possible consequences, strums his todger in the office.
Have you seen that Scotland the Brave tossing away all day long? If the boss, or Natasha see him he'll be in deep shit!
by Mike Oxlong Yes May 14, 2008
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Scotland Hammer

Hammering the "vag" with a finger, dildo, or cock, while listening to and/or playing the bagpipes. Double the points for playing the pipes while pounding. Triple the points for pounding a girl wearing a kilt or for you yourself wearing a kilt.
Oh my fucking god, he brought out the bagpipes! Scotland Hammer x2!
by Kevin Pacella July 5, 2008
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scotland

A country whose undeniably beautiful countryside is unfortunately tainted by some of it's inhabitants who are so insecure that they have to pathetically resort to saying they hate the English in every other sentence.

A Scot met in person will most likely be incredibly kind, helpful and friendly.

A Scot met on the internet will most likely be a mericilessly hostile self-righteous Anglophobe tosser with a chip on his shoulder after watch the butchering of History that is the film Bravehart.

Your average Scot with an internet connection has so much integrity they would rather see England lose than Scotland win.
Random Scot:

"The only thing I know about England is that Scotland is better. Oh, and we beat them in some battle and shit. Freedom!"
by Toby2 February 10, 2008
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scoliosis

1) A condition of lateral curvature of the spine, which may have just one curve or primary and secondary compensatory curves and be fixed with a brace. unless you dont wear the brace and your spine will be curved to 50 degrees or more and you will need surgery or it will hurt.

2) the thing that common teenager girls have

3) scoliosis is the thing that causes awkwardness in the PE locker room. however, you can just say punch me in the stomach hard to scare people

4)a resource you can use to ask questions about scoliosis is girl21star@gmail.com it helped me alot cuz know i can change my brace in the locker room...with less awkwardness...but yea pretty awkward
its awkward and uncomfortable. yet, you can get your spine straighten. lucky for me i found a girl with scoliosis too. so its not really a big deal
by girl21star January 15, 2010
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scolapio

A small skinny penis that has vains on it.
your scolapio is so nasty.
by AsNcToHlOaNpYo November 23, 2009
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scotland

Contrary to the racist remarks made by english football fanatics previous to this definition, Scotland is a vast and pleasant land, filled with wonderful scenery, friendly people, and many different cultures.

Though the few idiots that have posted before argue, our football teams are rubbish - And?
The world does not revolve around football, a country is great because of the people in it and the land it has, not a bunch of grown men kicking a ball up and down a field and bawling like wee bairns afterwards.
And we'd beat the english bastards anyday! ;)

Being born and bred in scotland, I wouldn't really know how it is for an outsider, but in my experiances, it's not as bad as people say. Take my latvian friend, she moved to my school several months ago, and is one of the most popular girls in school. She has a well paying job, the locals never say anything bad to her, and she never seems to suffer because of her origins.
Don't label scotland as alchoholic ginger haired kilt wearing violent people, that's exactly like saying that all english have bad teeth and drink tea all the time, or that french wear berets, italian men all have moustaches and own restaraunts, or that Texans sleep with their animals.

Not nice is it?
by Saphs February 12, 2008
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