scotland

A country whose undeniably beautiful countryside is unfortunately tainted by some of it's inhabitants who are so insecure that they have to pathetically resort to saying they hate the English in every other sentence.

A Scot met in person will most likely be incredibly kind, helpful and friendly.

A Scot met on the internet will most likely be a mericilessly hostile self-righteous Anglophobe tosser with a chip on his shoulder after watch the butchering of History that is the film Bravehart.

Your average Scot with an internet connection has so much integrity they would rather see England lose than Scotland win.
Random Scot:

"The only thing I know about England is that Scotland is better. Oh, and we beat them in some battle and shit. Freedom!"
by Toby2 February 10, 2008
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