Shwasted

a perfect blend of shit faced and wasted. a moment in time when one is so affected by alcohol it becomes impossible to keep your sanity (or dignity).

Sam: Wasn't Jane throwing up into a fireplace while dangling off a chandelier yesterday?
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED

by Unknown1002373 December 12, 2020

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Schwazey

A person, usually a friend, who you hold in especially high regard. Can also be described as an exceptional person.

Hey Zack, you're my #1 Schwazey!

What up Schwazey?

How's my Schwazey doing?

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A Dream SMP editor who is really hoping to reach her dream 10K on TikTok.

Hey bro, have you heard of @schastye.nf on tiktok? She’s really a good editor.

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Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012

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