Hosni Scheme

Derived from the Supreme leader of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak,
a Hosni scheme is when a person in charge resigns but
fails to relinquish power.

Our boss just pulled a Hosni scheme. He said he was going
to quit, but not until eight months from now.

by goldandsilverowner February 21, 2011

schemer

A geek programmer who spents his time in converting everything in the scheme language.

n00b: Hey niggli, what you do tonight?
niggli: I will convert EJB into scheme!!!
n00b: Man, u such a schemer!

by almeidap April 18, 2006

scemes

Dumb female human beings

Look at those scemes!
God, they're dumb.

by ThatGuyRightThatOne January 15, 2014

pyramid schemer

a person thats sends, what seems to be, personal text messages to more than 1 person at the same time.

Ed: Hey she just texted me. I told you she digs me!

John: What does it say?

Ed: *hey what you doin*

John: Um, I just got the same thing.

Ed: Wtf? At what time?

John: 5:25pm.

Sharon: She sent me the same thing, too. She doesn't want you. She's a pyramid schemer.

by hiwol88 June 24, 2010

schemery

Verb - a blatant display of homosexuality.
Noun - one who acts in a manner such that they convay a sense of homosexuality.

multiple variations of this word are used in gramatical context with the sentence structure.

that boys schemin' again

yo, quit pullin' a schemery while im working my game dogg.

by Brute February 15, 2005

schemer

a creeper/stalker/any other type of shady character that is found annoying to someone else.

"Tom was staring at me again in class..."

"he is SUCH a schemer!"

by cuddle muffin October 21, 2008

Schemer

A boy with fuzz on his face, and a shoe fetish.

Schemer scowled at me today!

by killposersericmelvin March 2, 2004