European Sandalmaker

One who takes a shit on their partners back and then walk on it, only for the most intimate of partners.

"Damn man, my back feels so good my girlfriend is a european sandalmaker and she gave me some sandals last night".

by CAMPSTEVENS June 28, 2010

Sandalism

Committing the notorious act of wearing Socks with Sandals.

Oh man, I hate it when my boyfriend commits sandalism! It's so embarassing! :(

by Brandizz September 25, 2005

candle sandals

You take a sandal, you cut a hole in it, you put a candle in it!

"Well, wine shoes didn't work out, but how about candle sandals??"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Scandinavian turd burner

A sexual stunt where a man lights his ass hairs on fire and attempts to cum before the fire reaches his butthole.

Did you hear Evan tried to pull a Scandinavian turd burner last night? Poor guy needs to carry an ice pack on his ass all day now

by scandiachick1234 November 5, 2009

scandelux

Behavior that is not only scandalous, but goes beyond that in an often evil, even comical manner.

I can't beleieved you give head for rock. That shit is scandelux.

by Rob Stanbrook February 25, 2006

Scandal

Something that happens; a series of events. Something that is currently happening, what a person is up to, the news.

Hay man, I heard you and your bird were breaking up, what's the scandal?

by rootdown November 7, 2004

Scandinavian Meat Missile

The man is naked and erect, perched upon an elevated platform, such as a table, stool, or bed, while the nubile woman is face down on all fours on the ground, buttocks in the air. The man then leaps from his platform and attempts to penetrate the woman upon falling from his jump. If successful penetration is achieved, a Scandinavian Meat Missile has been performed. If penetration is not achieved, the erect penis will then be smashed against an uncomfortable surface, such as the floor or kneecap.

"Dude I messed up the Scandinavian Meat Missile last night, my dick hurts like crazy"

"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"

Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight

by Dr. Scrotum DDS November 4, 2009