sampon

The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.

Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!

by Turd Furguson9652 May 23, 2007

sampsa

Basically another word for awesome

Look at my new bike, it's like sampsa

by mymother October 27, 2010

Free Samples

The best thing ever. Mostly found in grocery stores or malls, usually food. But at this one place I can't get any free stuff because the person at the counter says I need to be 18 or with an adult. What the fuck? I need to be 18 to eat a fucking cookie? Bullshit.
Sometimes it can be other stuff, like complimentary items in hotel rooms.

Grocery Store: Cookies, Coca-Cola, Crackers, Sandwiches, Mmmm.

Hotel:
Brother-Free samples!
Me- Awesome. Free Matches!
Brother- Sweet. Free Shower Curtains!
Me- Hey Dad! Get the truck! They left us a Free TV and Coffee Maker too!

by Matt The Moocher December 28, 2005

scalp

verb - to remove the skin from one's head; see circumcision

The doctor scalped little Billy soon after he was born.

by ToasterParade April 19, 2006

k samps

that kid at your school that thinks he is tight and follows around all the bros. But in reality he is a stupid fucking lax-bro freshman chasing party ruiner who lives off of attention."

Wow John, you are such a k samps.

by lollollollollol96 December 10, 2009

Sampar

Verb;
In Salvadorean slang, sampar means to forcefully place or insert an object.

Oyime cerote, The bua sampar un vergazo si no paras de hablar mierda.

by Centro Americo September 27, 2008

sampon

The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.

Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!

by Turd Ferguson9652 May 23, 2007