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Saturdays are for the boys

While Saturdays are for the boys, Sundays are for our lord
Women: Honey go to the store please.
Man: No, todays saturday, Saturdays are for the boys
Women: What About tomorrow?
Man: No, Sundays are for our lord
by FUZRE June 18, 2017
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saturday exams

evil plans by unversity heads to deprive students of valuable work and or rest time.

serves as a means of destroying the weekend
UTS needs to get over having saturday exams, why not take time out of class you bastards
by cc April 20, 2007
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saturday saviour

Person who has sex with another person as a last resort after their other plan has failed, usually happens on saturdays.
Martha's saturday saviour was a four eyed nerd.
by Juan Munoz March 31, 2005
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Shitfaced Saturday

A day, any Saturday of any week, on which many college students wake up hungover (or still drunk) from the previous Fucked-up Friday, and begin to drink earlier in the day and continue all day and night. Sometimes, the drinking starts immediately after waking up.
-"Are you guys drinking beer at 9:15am!!??"
-"Haha, hell yeah, it's Shitfaced Saturday! We'll drink all day"
by MunchieMay March 26, 2009
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Small Saturday

Small Saturday, the rebranding of "hump day" into a positive mid-week celebration where you do something that would make you happy rather than being grumpy that it's only Wednesday.

Coined by Jennifer Hayashi and originated in Gifu, Japan in 2006 where weekly BBQ's would be held to celebrate Small Saturday with fellow exchange students.
Happy Small Saturday! I'm having a LOTR night in with candle's and popcorn tonight then!

Next Small Saturday, you up for a BBQ?
by Spriter January 20, 2021
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pre-saturday

The wednesday night you get together with your friends and drink large amounts of whiskey to show you have what it takes to hang with the saturday crowd.
I really want to go to Terry's party this weekend but i was told i have to attend pre-saturday first to get an invite
by FGCinHB January 29, 2018
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School on Saturday

A person that is unrefined in all aspects...a heathen.....a person with
"No Class".
Your Old Lady farted while I was eating

My breakfast.....keep that "School on Saturday "the fuck out of my house.
by Vera Chainsaw July 4, 2021
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