Women: Honey go to the store please.
Man: No, todays saturday, Saturdays are for the boys
Women: What About tomorrow?
Man: No, Sundays are for our lord
Man: No, todays saturday, Saturdays are for the boys
Women: What About tomorrow?
Man: No, Sundays are for our lord
by FUZRE June 18, 2017

evil plans by unversity heads to deprive students of valuable work and or rest time.
serves as a means of destroying the weekend
serves as a means of destroying the weekend
by cc April 20, 2007

Person who has sex with another person as a last resort after their other plan has failed, usually happens on saturdays.
by Juan Munoz March 31, 2005

A day, any Saturday of any week, on which many college students wake up hungover (or still drunk) from the previous Fucked-up Friday, and begin to drink earlier in the day and continue all day and night. Sometimes, the drinking starts immediately after waking up.
-"Are you guys drinking beer at 9:15am!!??"
-"Haha, hell yeah, it's Shitfaced Saturday! We'll drink all day"
-"Haha, hell yeah, it's Shitfaced Saturday! We'll drink all day"
by MunchieMay March 26, 2009

Small Saturday, the rebranding of "hump day" into a positive mid-week celebration where you do something that would make you happy rather than being grumpy that it's only Wednesday.
Coined by Jennifer Hayashi and originated in Gifu, Japan in 2006 where weekly BBQ's would be held to celebrate Small Saturday with fellow exchange students.
Coined by Jennifer Hayashi and originated in Gifu, Japan in 2006 where weekly BBQ's would be held to celebrate Small Saturday with fellow exchange students.
Happy Small Saturday! I'm having a LOTR night in with candle's and popcorn tonight then!
Next Small Saturday, you up for a BBQ?
Next Small Saturday, you up for a BBQ?
by Spriter January 20, 2021

The wednesday night you get together with your friends and drink large amounts of whiskey to show you have what it takes to hang with the saturday crowd.
I really want to go to Terry's party this weekend but i was told i have to attend pre-saturday first to get an invite
by FGCinHB January 29, 2018

Your Old Lady farted while I was eating
My breakfast.....keep that "School on Saturday "the fuck out of my house.
My breakfast.....keep that "School on Saturday "the fuck out of my house.
by Vera Chainsaw July 4, 2021
