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100% Hand Sanitizer

Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.
100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies
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Mansitizer

Hand Sanitizer for men.Not found in the kitchen. A hand sanitizer becomes a Mansitizer the moment 4 bros come together, take a small portion of the bottle in their hands, and smell the aroma together. Once the Hand Sanitizer becomes a Mansitizer, it must remain in the room it concieved this epic title. No other hand sanitizer shall be brought into the room until the mansitizer has been finished. When admitting a bro to a clique of bros, the initiation normally includes the inductuee taking some of the mansitizer and smelling it while shouting to his maximum potential.
Dude, don't over use the Mansitizer, for the sanitizing gods will smite thee!

The Mansitizer shall remain in the room, and shall never leave...especially to the kitchen.
by LaxMasterChad October 18, 2010
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sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s)

the burning feeling you get in the back of your throat after smoking pot
I can't smoke anymore, I have sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s) .
by C.Nebula September 22, 2017
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sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s)

the burning feeling you get in the back of your throat after smoking pot
I can't smoke anymore, I have sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s) .
by C.Nebula September 22, 2017
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sensitive parent

A parent (or any person really) who is offended by absolutely everything. Like to the point where SuperMarioLogan's entire YouTube channel (It's a great channel you should check it out) was demonitized because sensitive parents thought coloring plush toys green like zombies is innapropriate and a danger to society (We need this to end!) These people naturally hate things like Jeffy or Online games because in their insane minds, these simple everyday things will lead to the ultimate destruction of the universe as we know it.
alsgalskg- "Have you heared of Langlanhna;dh?
hgfgucowet- "ya, he has sensitive parents, they won't let him watch Jeffy for some reason.
alsgalskg- "ik, what an asshole! (The sensitive parent, not langlanhna;dh.)
by jeffyouhouh May 20, 2018
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Hansitized

Verb- the act of applying hand sanitizer to your hands
Don’t touch the straw.”
Don’t worry I hansitized.”
by Joutrival June 25, 2020
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Sanitization

Act of thoroughly cleaning the anal area with bleach or other liquid
Girl, I had the nastiest poo last night. I had a hard core session of sanitization.
by TJandE July 15, 2020
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