sandy handle

Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.

Dude! I totally pushed her stool in with my sandy handle yesterday!

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

sandy vaginosis

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.

"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."

by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008

sandy mcfudgens

The Act of taking a dump on the beach. Usually following a turd ambush

Guy 1: "Last night I was walking on the beach with Karen and I had to shit"

Guy 2: "Did you drop the ol' Sandy Mcfudgens?"

Guy 1: "You fuckin bet"

Guy 2: "Niiice"

by GingerH8r October 22, 2007

sandy nigga

an arab or anyone living in desert land trying to act gangster

Phil "Mohamed stole my car today infront of the cops and got away"
Ron "He is one Sandy Nigga"

by ChrisNaps April 8, 2008

sandy mangina

The possible cause of male bitching.

Yo bro, you must have a sandy mangina -- give it a rinse!

Or, the term is implied when saying "Bro, give it a rinse!"

by Sandy Mangina November 7, 2006

Sandy Vagina

adj:/ title for a person who is in a bad mood.

Kyle don't be pissed off because you have sand in your vagina.

by gAZI March 24, 2003

sandy koufax

as a male is about to climax during rear entry doggy style, he pulls out, cums in his left hand, and says (in a sports announcer like voice) "now pitching, Sandy Koufax." as the female (if you're straight; this move doesn't discriminate against homosexuals - after all it is 2008) turns to see what is going on, to her surprise a face full of cum is thrown in her face

*there is a lot more credibility in this move if you are Jewish. Sandy Koufax was a Hall of Fame pitcher. yes, he was left handed and he was Jewish.

this is very similar to the spiderman only with a different delivery. it also resembles the plethora of other ones that start from behind and end with a surprised receiver with cum in their face. the right handed version of this move is called the Tom Seaver, who was also a Hall of Fame baseball pitcher.

however, unlike the other moves that end with cum in someone's face, this one is not demeaning and, with the right sense of humor (on the account of both parties) it can be a laugh for everyone involved. okay, maybe it is a little demeaning.

"I pitched a great game in the sack last night, but I had to call in Sandy Koufax to close it out."

by TDNino April 19, 2008