The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers March 3, 2007
Get the make me a sammich bitch mentalitymug. make me a sammich bitch mentality
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers March 3, 2007
Get the make me a sammich bitch mentalitymug. a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
Get the OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEARmug. Used as a substitute and separate use of the word ‘sandwich’. Usually used when speaking, or speaking to Jazmine
“I love this sammich”
by Caceyon March 11, 2025
Get the Sammichmug. What great gramps used to make you after a hard day's work , two slices of bread (of your lucky ) and one slice of bolagna
by Mohawkvalleyman November 14, 2017
Get the fat sammichmug. by Bill S Preston Esq October 6, 2022
Get the soup and sammichmug. Aye Sammich get your butt on the line and give me 5 down and backs before you run until your feet are apart of the ground.
by trumphater77 May 8, 2018
Get the Sammichmug.