Slap The Salami

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

by Alex Reynolds January 5, 2008

Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste

That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Tommy Salami

Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.

Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

salamaking

the obnoxious act of liking everything on facebook.

104 new notifications? someone must be salamaking!

by pussylover11wowzers February 14, 2012

Salami Arms

An emo person. They slice their arms like they were made of salami, hence, "salami arms".

Since Jessica left Michael, he's become salami arms. See how he dresses in black, cuts his wrists and listens to Suicide Silence?

by Billy Barker November 25, 2013

slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017

samample

The ample samples offered at Sam's Club to entice you to purchase yet more stuff.

"I don't need to feed you twelve kids any lunch because we're doing a Sam's run at lunchtime and you knuckleheads can eat Samamples."

by Susie Leahy January 19, 2008