A gesture used to relieve the tension of an awkward situation.
The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.
The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.
The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.
The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.
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Person who has a girlfriend but talks about how complicated she are. Has a pretty big DICK. He is a great person to be around funny,flirty when he want to be, smart, and life of the party. His dick does not discrimante will fuck any girl from any race as long as she looks good to him. Very Caring likes to make people happy ,especially girls, wink wink. Loves to have a great time in the bedroom r anywhere.t
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" He hung like Salomon"
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RUBE: Did you catch that salmonback? Pink? You're gonna miss it... Oh.
PINK: Sorry, Rube, I was too busy looking for Doody Street.
RUBE: There she is again!
PINK: No doubt a salmonback. You could play xylophone on the moll.
PINK: Sorry, Rube, I was too busy looking for Doody Street.
RUBE: There she is again!
PINK: No doubt a salmonback. You could play xylophone on the moll.
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used to describe, ones self, or someone else when they are physically or mentally exhausted
used to describe, ones self, or someone else when they are physically or mentally exhausted
'when i got to the top of Mt. Everast I was knackered as a salmon'
'i had to stay up for 3 days straight, now im knackered as a salmon'
'i had to stay up for 3 days straight, now im knackered as a salmon'
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The pussy has the look, feel and elasticity of a razor thin slit in a fresh salmon fillet that has been placed in the microwave for a period of 15 seconds (to become body temperature)
The pussy has the look, feel and elasticity of a razor thin slit in a fresh salmon fillet that has been placed in the microwave for a period of 15 seconds (to become body temperature)
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