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Excel Saga

A great anime about a crazy teenage girl. She dies.
Excel Saga is the funniest anime ever.
by Nick September 12, 2003
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Tween Safari

While driving in your car, hunting down attractive young teenagers. It is acceptable to yell "TWEEN" as you drive by, as loud as possible, if said tween is indeed hot. Or unusually goobery looking.
"Dude, wanna play Tween Safari?"

"I saw so many hot tweens while playing Tween Safari today."
by Hot4Tweens December 25, 2009
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Twilight Saga

A girl's tragic decision between necrophilia or bestiality
A Summary of the ENTIRE Twilight Saga:
Damn! Do I want the ice cold, over controlling, soulless creature of night, or the super hairy wolf thing? The vampire! No, the werewolf! No, the vampire! No, BOTH!
by AnonymousSheep December 3, 2009
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saarthak

if a fun loving, humorous person. Would act like he has no feelings and can get over people very easily. In reality, he is softer than a sponge, and the amount of love and care he can give is more than anyone else. He is adventurous and would have probably asked you to skinny dip loads of times already. He is a nudist. Loves sex and is a beast on the bed.
You're Saarthak on the bed

I think you're acting in a Saarthak way
by God_legend December 3, 2018
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sagaritis

A rare disease caused in during the early weeks after fertilization when there are 3 extra chromosomes present in the zygote. This rare form of chromosomal disorder causes you to suffer from facial deformities, mental retardation, and frequent diarrhea. This is a serious disorder and victims of this disease must be monitored closely to insure their survival. Failing to follow instructions given by the doctor monitoring may cause the victim to die or be in critical condition.
This disorder, along with many others such as down syndrome and turner's syndrome, currently have no cure, babies born with these disorders are very unfortunate. Scientists are currently studying this disorder and trying to come up with a cure for it.
We are all very fortunate to be away from such diseases.
oh my, im afraid you suffer from sagaritis
by the smart person. March 26, 2009
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Like Safari

When you go on a spree of 'liking' a wide variety of pages on Facebook when you are bored.
I was really bored at work yesterday and i went on a Like Safari, and i 'liked' pages like 'Ass' and 'Sneaking a Toke at Work'
by dndn95 May 13, 2011
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The Twilight Saga

A series of "books" written by Stephenie Meyer.

Plot- Bella Swan moves to Forks, Washington and falls in love with a vampire who goes to her new school. Most of the plot can be told in a single chapter, but there are four books.

Characters:
Bella Swan- Clumsy and depressed highschool girl who can't defend herself and needs Edward to depend on.
Edward Cullen- A broody vampire who falls in love with Bella even though he wants to drink her blood.

Jacob Black- A werewolf who is jealous of Edward and doesn't seem to understand if Bella didn't want him then, she doesn't want him now.

Message- Most of the message is that it's very important to find the person of your dreams. Another big part of the message is that women are incapable and must have their man to be around to protect them all the time.

Rumors- A lot of people say Twilight was ripped off from a lot of other Sci-fi and fantasy TV shows.

Example- Season 1 episode 7 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Buffy finds out her boyfriend is a vampire and other evil vampires set out to kill them both. ONE episode of Buffy is FOUR books of Twilight.

Author- Stephenie Meyer had a dream and wrote it out so she wouldn't forget. Out of boredom, she wrote out what would happen if the dream had continued. She then published it as a book and skipped the entire writing process.
The Twilight saga:
Twilight: Bella falls in love with Edward and he protects her from evil vampires.

New Moon: Edward does ONE right thing for Bella and leaves her, but she can't do anything on her own she throws a year long tantrum over a boy she'd known for a couple months. She then leads on Jacob and throws him away when Edward comes back.

Eclipse: More evil vampires come. Edward kills them. Jacob is still jealous.

Breaking Dawn: More evil vampires come and Edward kills them. Jacob is still jealous. Instead of having an amazing ending, Bella becomes a vampire and has a baby. That's the ending.
by dhgatghuaerohar5gh'R5'ah August 16, 2011
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