Sooner Shitbreak

A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.

Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.

by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003

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sooncome

pretty soon now
it probably will happen

Morg: Are you coming over or not?
Coolio: Ah, sooncome baby.

George: I'm gonna spend my capital.
Michael: You be sooncome broke.

by gazoobi November 27, 2005

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SOON.

When the fate of something or someone has been determined and they are being watched. The predator's main thought is "SOON."

The origin of this phrase is in an under-appreciated lolcat, where an evil-looking cat is watching a chihuahua, with the only caption being SOON.

When pronounced, it helps to add suspense and drama by saying "SOON." in a low voice employed by that movie advertising dude.

Poppy, upon seeing Moolie loiter aimlessly:
SOON.

by Kitty de M. October 7, 2008

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Soon

Usually used by artists/bands to tease their fans when they were asked about something. Either means 'in about 3 days' or '6 months.' For example, when asked about a music video, tour, and announcement release, these artists tend to only know this word.

"@NewHopeClub, when are you releasing the studio version of Medicine and Start Over?"
"Soon."

by damnhotcon March 8, 2018

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