swipeout

When you've maxed out all your credit cards.

"I can't buy that dress. I've hit a swipeout."

by Craig Steele February 7, 2004

Swipe someone to the right

To be attracted by someone because of his/her appearance;

To fancy someone;

To contemplate having sexual intercourse with someone.

Stemming from the dating app Tinder (Android and Apple) where swiping the photo of a person to the right indicates (sexual) attraction.

See also: Swipe someone to the left

"Mate, I saw this girl in a bar last night, she was so good-looking, I'd totally swipe her to the right!"

"He is really nice but I probably would not swipe him to the right."

"Whenever I am horny, I want to swipe someone to the right."

by Brammic October 29, 2014

Monkey swipe

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.

Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.

by sloleak October 13, 2006

danger swipe

Continually swiping right on Tinder without even looking at the picture.

Just done a danger swipe and got 13 matches.

by Finny55 April 9, 2015

swipe juice

baby gravy, the white sauce, jizz bombs, sperm, cum, or as NSLC puts it, "an energy drink".

"Yo my swipe juice flooded that basement"

"Yummy, that swipe juice always hits the spot"

"OMFM! They should sell this shit in stores. Swipe juice is so much better than vag fluid."

by Brandon Holman August 15, 2006

Dry Wipe Swipe

A poo that leaves little or no residue. Only one sheet of toilet paper is required when wiping. Dry wipe swipes are deemed as the best type of poo in the pooing world. They're rare for some, frequent for others. One can often tell whether a dry wipe swipe is on the way, 5 to 10 minutes prior to pooping.

No worries, it's a dry wipe swipe

by LULU_1234567890 September 4, 2010

swipe a sock

This occurs right after you have to take a really bad shit and blow runs all over in the toilet only to look up to the realization that there is no toilet paper. Your anus is a mess of fecies and it needs wiping. You have no option but to take off one of your socks and use it to clean off your dirty bottom swiping the sock through your ass crack. The sock is unsually discarded like it were toilet paper and you may go on with your day hoping that noone notices that you are only wearing one sock.

Jacob: Holy shit did I punish that bowl, I dont know what I ate but damn... and its all over me too. Oh F*ck, there is no TP.
Person: Dude, you really shouldn't speak your thoughts out loud. Anyways, it looks like your going to have to swipe a sock... yeah, it is just what it sounds like. You whipe your ass with one of your socks. Good luck buddy.

by acevadercycle October 7, 2007