Red Scare

When a girl claims she's on her period to get out of having sex with you.

Jennifer's been giving me the red scare! She's been on her period for over a month!

by Dr. Dos January 26, 2005

Pregnancy Scare

1. Sex. Late Period. Pregnancy Test. Pink or Positive. Scared as Hell.

2. Doing something, looking at what you did, thinking its worse than it is for a minute or two, and then realizing the situation.

1.
Girl 1- Shit, i slept with this guy last week, took a preggers test, ipso facto- PREGNANCY SCARE!
Girl 2- So, no biggie?
Girl 1- Yeah.

2.
Bill- I had a total pregnancy scare last night, i thought i threw out my pot!

by LOLAtheSLUT February 24, 2009

Skinny the Scarecrow

A kick ass scarecrow who is slightly chubby and yet ironically named Skinny, he is powered by a mechanical heart placed where the heart should be on the human anatomy, he often wears jack ups, a flannel shirt and a straw hat he's favourite food is sandwich flavoured sandwiches and he always carries a hatchet with him, which he uses to mutilate people who call him fat.

Man 1: Yo SKINNY THE SCARECROW your'e fat

Man 2: Dude his coming over run!

Man 1: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MUTILATING ME WITH HIS HATCHET!!!!!!

by the awesome amigo June 29, 2010

Scare-ware

It's for all those dumb hoaxes that get passed around with the malicious intention of getting you to buy some useless program to get rid of a "virus" & when you click on the host link....that's the virus!

Or, the thousands of programs sent to new computer users that don't realize that their security & firewall already provide enough protection from programs these dopes want you to buy.

I had a page come up that looked just like a " Microsoft Windows Vista OS" and almost fell hook,line & sinker for this "Scare-Ware" until I noticed in the lower left hand corner that the "address" of the computer security system was no where near the same as mine. These programs also confuse us further by giving us double negative choices such as:

"If you want to cancel this application, click No" & if you want to "Save to File on your computer,click Cancel" which is thoroughly confusing.

by BigGnuSwede May 31, 2009

scarecrow dance

The super violent running-in-place dance that stunt men do in movies when they are shot by fully automatic weapons and all the squibs taped to their chest are going off.

Check out the sweet scarecrow dance that guy did when Jesse Ventura smoked him with the minigun in Predator.

by snott February 3, 2010

scareactors

Actors who perform in Halloween-themed events and haunted houses.

Actors dressed as various ghouls, goblins, and chainsaw-wielding madmen ready to jump out at park guests who have come to the event specifically to be scared out of their wits. "Please tell the scareactors to be in their places before the park opens."

by Loonacy September 10, 2011

scareable

A person that allows themselves to become scared easily.

Something that eaisly creates fear.

The movie we saw was scareable.

by Trev Bossanova June 9, 2012