Nigger Suprise

When a dumb nigger (Usually with little or no teeth) springs an unpleasant surprise on a white person.
Sometimes; a Nigger surprise can lead to a white male being put into jail by the Po-Po rather than a black person.

A Nigger surprise is when you are going to lay down in your bed after a hard days work and your homie is still banging your girl in it!!!

Artemus: Hello African-American fellow!
Tyrone: Yo nigga hold this bag full of money
Artemus: Sure fine sir anything as reparations to your dumb ass nigger ansistors.
Police: Your Under Arrest Whitey for robbing that bank..The money is in your hand!!!
Artemus: Damn that Cotten-Picker really laid a Nigger surprise on me!!
Next time i should be careful not to be trapped by a Nigger Suprise.

by Nagger Mc Nigger Nagger April 26, 2008

Sack Sundae Suprise

When a male dips his testicles into a bowl of hot fudge, then into a bowl of sprinkles before the fudge dries (most commonly the rainbow-colored type that is often used in an ice cream sundae by most brands/manufacturers). Later, the fudge hardens around the testicles and can be eaten off by a girlfriend/wife or a male sexual partner if he is homosexual. If desired, the subject could also choose to leave the fudge and sprinkles on his testicles for decorative purposes.

Sterling was shocked and horrified when he discovered that employees at his local ice cream parlor had made a sack sundae suprise using the same fudge and sprinkles that they had used for toppings on his ice cream.

by Lubzgroup January 8, 2013

hershey suprise

A fraternity-associated contest where two people ,who have to shit, put their asses together and each person tries to shit into the other's asshole. Very nasty, but extremely funny to watch.

Dude, patrick got bragging rights for the whole year for beating Donny in the hershey suprise.

by Goldo Glittergold March 18, 2007

throw him a suprise party

when you throw someone a suprise party you rob them of all there CRACK/MONEY/DRUGS

that biatch better shut the fuck up otherwise we're gonna throw him a suprise party

by the big gimp September 22, 2005

cum pie suprise

nut in a girls mouth while getting a bj

that bitch was pissed when i gave her the cum pie suprise

by nickle stack and ed dirt October 4, 2007

Snake Skin Suprise

A Snake Skin Surprise or The Dirty Snake Skin is when you amass a collection of used condoms, preferably used during anal sex, and then you leave them in strange unsuspecting areas.

A Snake Skin Surprise is best when it is a subtle suprise, so instead of putting the snake skin in the bathroom sink you should put it in a box of cotton swabs, or underneath a box of razor blades.

Other good spots to leave a Dirty Snake Skin are: behind a TV, underneath couch cushions, in glove boxes, toothpaste drawer.

Why the hell is this there a Snake Skin in my sock drawer?

Snake Skin Suprise

by K1LL_4_FUN March 17, 2011

Lemonade Suprise

Marijuana that has been urinated on.

John: This dank is so good. Why is it called lemonade suprise?

Dave: Cause somebody peed on it.

by Creamyguzzler6969 December 26, 2006