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bachelor success

the involvement of a dead hooker during or at the end of a party.
steve: hey man you hear about johns bachelor success?

Mark: wow man, we probably shouldnt talk about that in public.

steve: oooohh. right.
by Rattle Snake Jake June 22, 2010
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Success by Humiliation

Posting idiotic comments on social media that bring thousands of insulting replies.
Rob Reiner and Keith Olbermann are experts at "Success by Humiliation" on social media. They post idiotic comments that receive thousands of insulting replies.

Olbermann: I'm huge on X, I get thousands of replies to my posts.

Person: Yeah but they're all insults.

Olbermann: Huh?
by Spackly Jones March 26, 2024
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success confess

When your modesty is no longer appropriate in a social situation, and you must divulge your accolades in some manner.
They were questioning my expertise, so I was forced to success confess that I had won many awards in the field.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Order Of Success

Founded by Paul Grant on September 4, 2016. The society itself isn't a secret but the practices they preform are unknown to the public. Researches say the group morally are focused on currency and bidding worldwide.
The Order Of Success keep a low-profile.
by Order Of Success September 5, 2016
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success

total bullshit. success can be taken from you by the retarded law, fuck success. the only people who care about success are the big-assed onlyfans golddigger bitches who chose to be walking sex toys for the rest of their lives and are sad excuses for "women". intelligence over everything else. if you arent smart then fuck you. the governmet can LITERALLY PRINT MONEY, money is worthless. working out is all that matters. your body is the one thing that can never leave you. i solved obesity cancer and global warming but i wont tell anyone because i want humanity dead.

note: i dont hate women i just hate the nasty lesbos and the 6 foot plus billionaire chasing sluts who call themelves women. i go for the shy skinny bitches
Fuck success. even the succcessful people are not successful. such an icarus move to waste time on success.
by tortureallinternetmoderators December 11, 2024
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Successful Mama

Not just hugs and snacks, she's the one who didn't give up, didn't check out, and damn sure didn’t fail. Basically, Mom of the Year, every year!
Paige Olivia Nash is the textbook definition of “successful mama”. She is, without a doubt, da best!
by A Mott May 20, 2025
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