Spornography

Sports footage that is overtly sexual, containing scantily clad, attractive, frequently sweaty bodies.

Yoga class on the Fitness Channel is the prime example of spornography, with very fit women wearing almost nothing while contorting into wild poses as the camera catches records images of their private parts. Most shots of Anna Kournikova are spornographic. Close-ups of rugby players' tushies are spornography for the ladies (and some gentlemen).

by AnneB "Stats" April 8, 2012

Mr. Sterner

Supermans alter ego who poses as a Math teacher at kingwood highschool

The school caught on fire but luckily Mr. Sterner was there to put it out with his cold breath

by KHS Students October 31, 2017

sporno

Sports + porno = sporno.

When athletes are coincidentally looking as if they were exercising whatever form of sexual intercourse, and right in that instant some sneaky journalist takes a picture of them.

http://betting.betfair.com/sports/oddly-enough/sporno-20-pictures-in-which-sport-and-porn-collide-170309.html

by shitnobodycaresabout April 2, 2009

Howard Sterned

To be insulted, fired, and crucified for no reason and without warning.

You'd better not say that on TV, or else you'll get Howard Sterned.

by Stacey March 5, 2004

howard stern

Love him or hate him, Howard Stern is the juggernaut of modern day radio. Propaganda aside numbers are the true test of his merit and that he is still very relevant after his move to Sirius. Before Stern 600,000 Sirius subscribers and at this time they are over 5,000,000 strong and closing in on XM who wasted money on Oprah with her 30 minutes a week on the air. I am sure not all the new subscribers are for Stern but a vast majority are and the buzz he created peeked the interest for the others. He may whine that people rip him off and he may have not have invented everything in morning radio he just perfected it.

Howard Stern brought over at least 2,000,000 subscribers to Sirius, Opie and Anthony brought thousands of listeners to XM.

by Bukkake the porno clown November 24, 2006

Smorny

to be both smitten and horny with someone.....is to be SMORNY!!!!....

Baby, you make me SO smorny....

you are my sweet smornasourous!!!
you are smornalicous!!!
you take me to smorntopia!!!
and when i sneak over late at night I'm a smorninja!!!
wow, this place is so smornafied

by panda7 April 8, 2010

Howard Stern

Media personality and creative force behind The Howard Stern Show. Innovative and ingenious, Stern's quick wit and seemingly fearless approach to everything that strikes him has resulted in a most charismatic and enigmatic entertainer. Responsible for numerous pop culture concepts such as American Idol, Street Sense to name a few.
While deeply constricted in his efforts to entertain as of late, Stern's show has become the new Mecca for comedians. Successful appearances can almost guarantee success to the comedian, where unsuccessful ones (See Jackie Martling) can virtually end a career.

Not applicable, as it is a person's name.

by Mister Skin August 22, 2005