Pork and Stalk

The actions that follow the shagging of a very beautiful woman who is clearly out of your league. She consequently tries to shrug you off, but you are one clingy bastard. (the true opposite to pork and walk)

A woman finds that she is the victim of a Pork and Stalk case - so she confronts the man.

Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off

Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)

by BigTof349A December 3, 2009

Stalking

The urge to frantically know everything about a person by searching their facebook, instagram, twitter, tumblr and sometimes even pintrest.

That guy is so hot! Lets stalk him!
She was so stalking me last night, she accidentally liked my profile picture.

by RhiRhi Got back May 30, 2015

stalking my cock

Euphemism for masturbation.

I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.

by SHLA June 23, 2011

bathroom stalking

The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.

"I'll never be able to pee with you bathroom stalking me like that."

by zachfree August 14, 2011

Instagram Stalker

When someone always looking on your Instagram and liking all your pictures

Omg! Squidward keeps liking all my posts! He's such an Instagram Stalker!

by Instagram Stalker February 8, 2015

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome

When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.

Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.

by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011

Layne Staley

A great vocalist. Was part of the band Alice in Chains. A great man.

Alice in Chains > Nirvana

Layne Staley > Kurt Cobain

Person 1: Man, turn that stuff up, time for some AiC!
Person 2: Hell yeah! Gotta love Layne Staley's vocals. They own Kurt's to the max.

by BOFH December 30, 2005