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SPARTAN

An inconsistent and underachieving football team from East Lansing, Michigan. They are marked by a mascot with a giant head and an inferiority complex expressed through their hatred for the University of Michigan. A typical spartan will jeer and trash-talk before the Michigan-MSU game and, win or lose, burn a couch or two; riot; and trash-talk after the game.

The females of the species can be identified by a pleasing-to-the-eye countenance, but a very limited vocabulary and understanding of basic social skills. The males are unkempt, wearing either school colors (white and green) or t-shirts bearing cartoon images of large-breasted women and drunk men peeing. They generally smell of alcohol and have difficulty forming complete sentences.
MSU fan: "Michigan sucks, dude!"
Michigan fan: "But Michigan just beat the spartans convincingly."
MSU fan: "Yeah, but Michigan still sucks, dude!"
Michigan fan: "The spartan coaching staff did not make adequate in-game adjustments to Michigan's running game."
MSU fan: "Whatever dude. Michigan sucks and I'm burning a couch."
Michigan fan: *shakes head and walks away dumbfounded*
by sec fan October 5, 2005
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spartan war helmet

When a man's penis goes from the top of a girl/guys head to their nose like a spartan helmet
I went over to cindys house last night, I gave her the old spartan war helmet. When we were done she kicked me down the stairs yelling "this is OVER!!!
by c_lurch May 18, 2014
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Rear END Spartan

when she does a hand stand you use a ancient condom"sperm dired condom" to fuck her in a anail plessure
Dude Your mom let me give her such a hardcore Rear END spartanlast night it made me crie.
by Sparta600 October 17, 2011
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The Spartan

Whilst receving head, and about to reach ejaculation the male backs out, grabbing his swollen appendage.

Simultaneously he stomps the wide-eye surprised female square between her breasts while releasing his load raining over the her as he roars THIS IS SPARTA!
911 Dispatcher: Hello?
Citizen: There is an unconscious woman here who has received repeated blows in the chest and is sprinkled in vanilla icing?!
911 Dispatcher: Sounds like she just received The Spartan. Follow up with some Asian Goggles then a Clevland Steamer and she should come around.
by rzu June 11, 2010
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spartan0746

A xbox live player who could play pro. Was once the number 1 ranked player on ghost recon 2 on xbox in the world
1 shot 1 kill 1 chance 1 spartan0746
by Sam Todd December 14, 2008
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Spartan Creampie

When a man ejaculates inside a woman without her wanting to. The woman, in a mad rage of impregnated anger, rushes up to the man to attempt to argue with him. However, the man does not wish to argue. Instead, he Sparta kicks the woman, either in the breasts or the stomach, so that she flies backwards and accepts her own defeat.
Johnny: “Did you here about Tony last night?”
Jordi: “No, why?”
Johnny: “He Spartan Creampie(d) the girl from the bar, sent her flying back onto the bed.”
by LilPumpTouchedMe August 6, 2018
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spartan

when an incident of absolute awesomeness occurs right before your very eyes
bob: yo did you see the queen headbutt tony blair?
geldof: no i missed that!
bob: man that was spartan!
geldof: i need a poo
by leebay April 24, 2007
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