An inconsistent and underachieving football team from East Lansing, Michigan. They are marked by a mascot with a giant head and an inferiority complex expressed through their hatred for the University of Michigan. A typical spartan will jeer and trash-talk before the Michigan-MSU game and, win or lose, burn a couch or two; riot; and trash-talk after the game.
The females of the species can be identified by a pleasing-to-the-eye countenance, but a very limited vocabulary and understanding of basic social skills. The males are unkempt, wearing either school colors (white and green) or t-shirts bearing cartoon images of large-breasted women and drunk men peeing. They generally smell of alcohol and have difficulty forming complete sentences.
The females of the species can be identified by a pleasing-to-the-eye countenance, but a very limited vocabulary and understanding of basic social skills. The males are unkempt, wearing either school colors (white and green) or t-shirts bearing cartoon images of large-breasted women and drunk men peeing. They generally smell of alcohol and have difficulty forming complete sentences.
MSU fan: "Michigan sucks, dude!"
Michigan fan: "But Michigan just beat the spartans convincingly."
MSU fan: "Yeah, but Michigan still sucks, dude!"
Michigan fan: "The spartan coaching staff did not make adequate in-game adjustments to Michigan's running game."
MSU fan: "Whatever dude. Michigan sucks and I'm burning a couch."
Michigan fan: *shakes head and walks away dumbfounded*
Michigan fan: "But Michigan just beat the spartans convincingly."
MSU fan: "Yeah, but Michigan still sucks, dude!"
Michigan fan: "The spartan coaching staff did not make adequate in-game adjustments to Michigan's running game."
MSU fan: "Whatever dude. Michigan sucks and I'm burning a couch."
Michigan fan: *shakes head and walks away dumbfounded*
by sec fan October 5, 2005
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by Sparta600 October 17, 2011
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Simultaneously he stomps the wide-eye surprised female square between her breasts while releasing his load raining over the her as he roars THIS IS SPARTA!
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911 Dispatcher: Hello?
Citizen: There is an unconscious woman here who has received repeated blows in the chest and is sprinkled in vanilla icing?!
911 Dispatcher: Sounds like she just received The Spartan. Follow up with some Asian Goggles then a Clevland Steamer and she should come around.
Citizen: There is an unconscious woman here who has received repeated blows in the chest and is sprinkled in vanilla icing?!
911 Dispatcher: Sounds like she just received The Spartan. Follow up with some Asian Goggles then a Clevland Steamer and she should come around.
by rzu June 11, 2010
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by Sam Todd December 14, 2008
Get the spartan0746 mug.When a man ejaculates inside a woman without her wanting to. The woman, in a mad rage of impregnated anger, rushes up to the man to attempt to argue with him. However, the man does not wish to argue. Instead, he Sparta kicks the woman, either in the breasts or the stomach, so that she flies backwards and accepts her own defeat.
Johnny: “Did you here about Tony last night?”
Jordi: “No, why?”
Johnny: “He Spartan Creampie(d) the girl from the bar, sent her flying back onto the bed.”
Jordi: “No, why?”
Johnny: “He Spartan Creampie(d) the girl from the bar, sent her flying back onto the bed.”
by LilPumpTouchedMe August 6, 2018
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by leebay April 24, 2007
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