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Get the snart mug.1. Adjective describing a woman who is contemptibly ugly, stupid, or annoying, but who acts as if she is attractive or desirable;
2. Adjective describing a woman who is oblivious to her own physical or social shortcomings and who acts condescendingly as a result;
3. An adjective that may describe the "fat friend" in a popular clique of young women, if she fails to recognize that the others only keep her around to feel better about themselves;
4. Any unattractive, arrogant woman.
2. Adjective describing a woman who is oblivious to her own physical or social shortcomings and who acts condescendingly as a result;
3. An adjective that may describe the "fat friend" in a popular clique of young women, if she fails to recognize that the others only keep her around to feel better about themselves;
4. Any unattractive, arrogant woman.
I thought the pear-shaped blonde at the frat party would be an easy lay, but the snarly bitch told me I was too drunk to take her home.
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Get the snarly mug.Randy : Aw son, we gotta bounce, i'm feeling sharty.
Victor : The roast beef po-boy?
Randy : And you know this....
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Get the sharty mug.The MSU act of throwing an all night dance party at the Sparty statue during Michigan week in order to ward off the carpet munching U of M students.
"Lets go John, we need to go to Sparty Watch in order to keep those inbred University of Michigan students from fucking with the Sparty statue."
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Get the Sparty Watch mug.What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
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