goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

smdo

Suck my dick obviously

"Sara I want you to smdo

by Godgoodwill June 7, 2016

fart smock

The act of cupping one's fart and throwing it in another person's face.

I love fart smocking my boyfriend while he's playing video games.

by Smerv May 17, 2014

smoochiekins

a nickname for somebody you really want to/like to smooch

Hiya smoochiekins!

John is my smoochiekins.

by requiem October 11, 2004

smdc

it means "suck my dick, cunt"
often used as an insult
it is also an extenstion to smd, which just means "suck my dick"

naaihl: hey there buddy
ed: scrape out, i hate you
naaihl: smdc *walks away*

by Weehead June 19, 2011

Smocaine

smocaine is cocaine wrapped in weed that you smoke until you get an angry dragon in your butthole.

dad that was some really good smocaine last night... if you know what I mean:)

by md kchjbwkfbvhkucnjhvbjn jfvvn October 10, 2016

Smocking

Smocking When your trolling the freaks that used to be in office, Skippy & Val at a party Watch them on YT uMsQPuhBBfw

Projecting what you are in fact doing onto innocent people. you shouldn't be talking about smocking guns when yours is on fire

by Betterwakeup December 19, 2018