shock and awe

When one swiftly penetrates the larynx, or the back of the throat with a penis (shock) then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open mouth (awe).

Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it

by LJ Dizzle December 9, 2008

Shock and awe

after consuming enough marijuana to reach the ultimate high and one of your buddies says something extremly funny to the point your laughing so hard your stomach hurts "shock" and after recovering from the laugh you admire how awesome that joke or saying really was "awe"

Dude my buddy clarence shock and awed the hell out of us!

by Agentsmith985749 June 10, 2010

shock the monkey

When a redneck pees on a spark plug

Hey Billy Bob d'you hear bout Billy Joe. He done shock the monkey an nearly kill'd he'self

by Trevor W September 25, 2007

Shock Jockey

Sex position in which the woman is riding the guy, hence jockey, and when the guy is about to cum, the woman tazed him. The electrical current caused by the tazer should then cause the load to shoot back up through the penal canal, body cavity, esophagus, and out of the guy's mouth in to his receiving partner's mouth; down her esophagus, through her body cavity, and out of her vaginal canal back out onto the head of the guy's penis.

Bro 1- my girl totally tazed me in the taint and gave us a shock jockey!

Bro 2- ah shit did it tingle?

by MagicAvenger May 27, 2014

Shock and Awe

A modified version of "The Shocker". This is when you insert four fingers in the "Quivering Whisker Biscuit" and penetrate the "Brown Eye" with your gyrating thumb.

I Shock and Awed the hell outa Frankie's slutty ass mom last night.

by Matayo and Dae Dae May 13, 2003

shock jock

An opinionated person who hosts a radio show, usually a talk show, who has wild views and shocks the general listenership.

James Whale and Howard Stern are shock jocks

by Saucy August 17, 2003

shock coil

Sylux's Affinty weapon in Metroid prime hunters. The shock coil fires a circuit of energy that locks somewhat on the enemy. If sylux is using the weapon it sucks out the health of his oppenent and adds it to his own. It is critizied "cheap" although the noobs that do critisize dont get that they have a alternate form.

"OMFG THE SHOCK COIL IS SO CHEAP."

"Stfu n00b, and use your alt."

by some guy ** April 15, 2007