Secret Grape

This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.

John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.

John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?

Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*

by Crabbinator March 26, 2013

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Secret Definition

You did it! You found the second secret definition on this site! Good job!

If you’re day’s going poorly, don’t worry! You found this secret definition, you should be proud of yourself ^w^

by Pen~Guin October 1, 2022

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Juicy secret

Lean in close to the other person’s ear to tell them a secret, then lick their ear.

An advanced version of a wet willy.

Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.

“Hey, you wanna hear a juicy secret?”
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary

by Disgruntled Dickhead June 12, 2018

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Secret Nazi...

A YTMND joke started in 2005 with the picture of the giant swastika shaped forest in germany.

guy 1:omg! this toy has a secret nazi...symbol!
guy 2:submit it to YTMND.

by Aeorro October 21, 2005

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Secret OTP

Secret One True Pairing. A pairing, in fandom or canon, from a tv show/book/movie etc. that you're either ashamed you like, is rare, or no one else likes.

"You can't make romance out of the Cold War."

"Whatever. Russia/America is my Secret OTP" (From Axis Powers Hetalia)

by Yamistar August 10, 2009

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