St.Patrick's Day Miracle

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green

My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

by Benton2ton September 1, 2019

valentine's day

valentines day is just a way for Hallmark to make more money.

damn hallmark, inventing stupid holidays for money!

by shea December 6, 2004

Roommate's Day

june 13

The day to celebrate roommates everywhere.

Harry Potter gave J.K a nail clipper for Roommate's Day

by Spikeaxe June 12, 2008

St. Patrick's Day

for better definitions see Saint Patrick's Day

a day where everyone pretends to be irish

by IrishRepublicanArmy March 8, 2004

father's day

The most confusing day in Harlem

Jamal: Happy Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! Last year it was Lamar, my principal!

by PoopieNigga September 27, 2003

Dudentine's Day

Celebrated on February 14, as a substitute for Valentine's Day. Celebrated between all guys as an excuse to get free candy without getting awkward. An appropriate form of appreciation after receiving candy is a handshake-shoulderbump combo. Originating from a private middle school in Concord, MA.

Dude, I got ripped off by my Dudentine. He gave me one jolly rancher and I gave him a 12 pack of air heads.

Happy Dudentine's Day bro. (handshake-shoulderbump combo)

by Guava Hunter June 16, 2010

Valentine's Day

A day that usually falls the week after your boyfriend/girlfriend has broken up with you.

Mark: Yo man, what you doing for Valentine's Day next week?

Steve: Shut the fuck up man, my girl just broke up with me.

by Maximus Decimus April 21, 2008