poopy scared

When you cannot go in a public restroom because you do not feel comfortable.

I get poopy scared at work. I must wait until I get home.

by dynastes September 10, 2009

seedling scare

When you think you got your girl pregnant, but it turns out to just be a scare.

I thought I was gonna be a daddy so I had to get rid of my hot rod. Turns out it was just a seedling scare.

by Wheresmyfrap March 24, 2016

Scared of you

Not literally scared but used as “ you crazy as hell.”

“ yeah I’m definitely scared of you.”

by A_vale April 29, 2022

gay scare

When a person is surprised or scared by first having romantic feelings for a member of the same sex.

Dude, I thought I was straight, but when I saw that guy walk into the store, I had a gay scare.

by Coleslaw Productions January 25, 2016

Scare Stat

A stat that is potentially mis-leading, used with the intention of playing off of fear-based emotional reactions (pathos), used to support an idea. This idea, requiring deceptive support, is likely flawed. A scare stat has hidden truth (or is a twisted version of truth) which the author of the scare stat hopes you will overlook, as most people do.

"In the five years after alcohol sales were expanded, the number of drinking and driving related deaths in Calloway County more than doubled compared to the five years before.

In the five years after alcohol sales were expanded, Calloway County experienced 34% more alcohol-related arrests on average compared to the five years before.

In the five years after alcohol sales were expanded, Calloway County experienced 60% more total criminal arrests on average compared to the five years before."

-source of these scare stats: keepitoutofmurray.com/statistics.html

by FreedomFighter2011 September 11, 2011

Scared shit

When you’re takin a shit in a stall with a faulty lock

I was at school taking a scared shit

by BearEggs November 21, 2018

scare aholic

someone who loves to hear scary things(ghost stories, etc.)
but they get really scared and can't go anywhere by them selves.

Janet is with her friends and they are telling scary stories.

Friend: "the ghost scratches her face and then throws her to the ground."
Janet: "I really have to go pee but I'm such a scare aholic that I can't go with out anyone."

by gman710 April 27, 2010