silf

son i'd like to fuck

look at that silf with his parents, wearing the letterman's jacket

by faye stevens April 22, 2006

SILF

Sandwich I'd Like to Fuck. No metophore, no second meaning... It's just a ham, cheese, tomatoe and lettuce on wheat sandwich that you would like to smother with your Man Mayo.

Schoolboy 1: Hey did your mom pack your lunch today?

Schoolboy 2: Yeah... Why?

Schoolboy 1: SILF!!! *starts fucking sandwich*

by Kkris October 20, 2008

Smilf

Super
Mom
I
Like to
Fuck

you can only be a smilf if you have 2 kids and u are already super hot, use this word wisely you cant just be throwing it around.

damn she has banging legs and 2 kids she is a perfect smilf

by Cpt.Smash June 1, 2011

silf

Stewardess I'd Like to Fuck - take-off from MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck)

The asian airlines have a lot of SILFs...

by barneydude December 29, 2007

SkilfulRaptor

A man, a myth, and a legend all in one. No words could describe what he actually is. All that is know was that it was foretold in the prophecy at birth.

What even is a SkilfulRaptor?

I couldn’t even tell you if I wanted to.

by Cunning death. November 7, 2017

SCILF

Senior Citizen I'd Like to Fuck

Jeff: Wow, did you see that old woman at the post office? SCILF!

by Nojhole January 13, 2008

SILF

Sibling I'd Like to Fuck

my sister got out of the shower the other day and i couldnt resist the urge to finger bang her, which then led to jizz worthy fornication.
that hoe's a mother fucking SILF!!!

by Jackzilla April 5, 2009