Sammie

A slang term, common but not exclusive to the UK (particularly in an around London) meaning "To take a dump".

A Sammie is often characterised by a long period on the toilet followed by a strong smell. This strong smell usually requires large amounts of perfume or air freshener from the proprieter to mask the terrible odour and prevent a fall out from such an act.
Man: Ahh man it was terrible! Someone had done a Sammie and stank the place out. We just couldnt carry on partying after that...
by SquishyUK January 17, 2010
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A complete bitch who no one likes. and watch out boys if you date her she will pussy whip you until you bleed
Sorry man I can’t come over. Sammi won’t let me
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a fake ass ginger that is obsessed with guys and is only nice to people she actually likes.
nobody likes a sammie
by LittleMexican September 25, 2018
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"EW, did Sammy just comment you?!?!"
by Dorothy Campbell April 15, 2008
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A person, usually female, who's facial and body structure is similar to that of a horse or centaur. A visually poor looking person.
Damn girl, that outfit makes you look Sammy.
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The condition whereby someone completely jams your well thought out plans through their own lack of organizational skills. Derived from the gastro feeling you get after eating a large meatball sandwich.
I had this all set to go, then he sammy'd me right in the arse with that lame request.
by David Carnahan May 28, 2008
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Makes grown men cry with ill intentioned memes.
Reply’s with shrug to an I love you - Sammy
by Tom84D August 26, 2019
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