(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.
Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.
Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.
by Crubaka September 02, 2009
A regulation invoked by a baseball team to automatically win an on-the-field dispute.
Named after Peck League legend Ben Nadado, the Benny Rule originated when the aforementioned Nadado was involved in a home plate collision. Nadado, the catcher, received the throw and applied the tag. The runner adamantly argued that he was safe. Nadado, understandably, argued otherwise. While representatives from both teams began to discuss the call, Nadado (or Benny, as he was affectionately called) removed his catcher's gear and ran off the playing field. His team followed suit and the 'Out' call stood.
And thus, the Benny Rule was born.
Named after Peck League legend Ben Nadado, the Benny Rule originated when the aforementioned Nadado was involved in a home plate collision. Nadado, the catcher, received the throw and applied the tag. The runner adamantly argued that he was safe. Nadado, understandably, argued otherwise. While representatives from both teams began to discuss the call, Nadado (or Benny, as he was affectionately called) removed his catcher's gear and ran off the playing field. His team followed suit and the 'Out' call stood.
And thus, the Benny Rule was born.
Player A: "What the fuck, why did they just run off the field? He was safe!"
Player B: "I know, we just got Benny Rule'd."
Player B: "I know, we just got Benny Rule'd."
by GAS Captain April 16, 2010
1. A precedent for the exclusive use of partisan politics when determining whether a nominee to the Supreme Court should be confirmed.
2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.
Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.
2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.
Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.
Senators referenced the Grassley rule as justification to oppose the President's nomination to the Supreme Court.
Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?
Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?
Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule
Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?
Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?
Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule
by ProgressIowa January 24, 2017
A method used mostly on multiple choice tests, quizzes, or worksheets that uses educated guessing based on similarities of the given answers. This is expected to work better than random guessing as the question creator tends to use similar answers to trick and confuse the person answering. This is to be used when you have absolutely no clue how to attempt the problem, or you just don't give a fuck, but still want a better chance to be correct. Named Chmiel Rule after Kevin Chmiel who stabilized this method and found it to be very effective during several multiple choice tests and quizzes. When the correct answer does not follow this method in any manner it is known as a Brinker Complex.
Evaluate the integral of the function (x^2+x+3)/x over boundaries 1 to 8?
a) 40+3ln(7)
b) 38.5+3ln(8)
c) 10+ln(8)
d) 38.5
e) 0
B is the logical guess using Chmiel Rule (and is correct) since there are 3 ln's, 2/3 of those have a 3 in front of them, 2 of the questions have 38.5. B has the most commonalities so guess B (Or learn 2 calculus).
a) 40+3ln(7)
b) 38.5+3ln(8)
c) 10+ln(8)
d) 38.5
e) 0
B is the logical guess using Chmiel Rule (and is correct) since there are 3 ln's, 2/3 of those have a 3 in front of them, 2 of the questions have 38.5. B has the most commonalities so guess B (Or learn 2 calculus).
by ShrapnelMagnet May 12, 2011
guy1: dude i just saw tub girl it was sick.
guy2: yeah well this is worse you havent seen baby paste...
rule 28
guy2: yeah well this is worse you havent seen baby paste...
rule 28
by Emielie June 06, 2008
In conjuction with Rule 43, Rule 34 subsection 'h' of the Internet states that the purer and more innocent a thing is, the more porn will be made of it. All claimed exceptions will be made subject to Rule 35.
Twilight Sparkle: "Dear Princess Celestia, today we learned the magic of friendship."
Princess Celestia: "How wonderful, my little ponies! Now come with me and I'll teach you all about the magic of friendship with benefits."
And that's how Rule 34h was made!!!
Princess Celestia: "How wonderful, my little ponies! Now come with me and I'll teach you all about the magic of friendship with benefits."
And that's how Rule 34h was made!!!
by Mr. F. Rogers, Neighbors D.A. October 30, 2011
An infamous internet rule that no one seems to accept. For anything on the internet that exists, someone, somewhere, somehow will find a way to sexualize that. It can go from video game characters to cartoon characters to animals to popular persons to non-human living things to non-living objects or things.
by someotherkid2021 December 06, 2017