Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie

Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy’s mom and sister last night.
I tried the ass roaster on Andy’s sister last night, and she enjoyed it thoroughly.

by Katie Fan 2 February 21, 2009

Flaccid Roosters

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.

Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

robert rooster

My home dog for life and we stroke shafts like a boos and pop caps in each others asses

Me and Robert Rooster celebrate Hump Day daily

by Tray Tray6688 January 29, 2014

sloppy rooster

While strutting his stuff thinking he is going to get laid, then he barely gets the condom on before he blows his load.

Whitney thought she brought home a marathon man, but ended up with Kent and his sloppy rooster.

by Hswan33 January 16, 2018

stole the rooster's pants

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.

Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!

by Joseph Tottleson January 25, 2023

rooster

An uncircumsized penis. Originated from the observation that uncircumsized penis' have extra skin like the skin on a roosters neck.

Jimmy pulled his rooster out of Jordyns ass so quick he left her with a devastating pink sock.

by M Roberts April 28, 2007

rooster neck

Someone that sucks dick or , a mans penis ! In the song, I Got by Waka Flocka

She got a good rooster neck !

'' She give good head, i call her rooster neck! "

-Waka Flocka

by datchick54 December 29, 2010