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Express Route

By getting the girl to have a shower, it makes them already naked, and you don't need to do the task of seducing* the clothes off the girl, which normally consists of one piece of clothing at a time, could take a lot of time and effort, whereas the shower skips all the hard work and you get your sexy time quicker. Commonly abbreveated to ER. Once again all this could also be avoided by slipping viagra into her drink

*seducing can include anything from kisses to massaging to ripping. Depends on the girl, and your relationship with her...

ps. This is only the case if your girlfriend is not super horny and is the one taking your clothes off... in that case *hi5* man!
"Bernie told his girlfriend to have a shower so he could take the express route"

"eh i can't be bothered kissing you, go have a shower.."

"Mat couldn't get this girl to take the ER, so he had to seduce (rip) her clothes off" naughty boy mat...
by The Mathmagician November 4, 2007
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Route 50

"Route 50" is the act of Anal Sex. It's is not defined by the gender giving or receiving the said Anal Sex.

"Route 50" originated when this definition's maker banged his girlfriend in the ass, on the hood of the car, on the side of Route 50, at 2 o' clock in the morning. Any venturing into the anal cavity with either a penis, or an object designed to replace a penis is to be known as "Route 50."
Mike: "I route 50'd your mom last night!"

James: "Hey, as long as you don't get her pregnant, I won't complain."
by RedCircle July 28, 2005
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Routerfucked

Becoming routerbitched at an extremely inopportune moment during an internet chat.
He told me he wanted to break up, but I got routerfucked and missed it.
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rooted.mips aka mips

Owner Of The (Priority Botnet) 2017-TODAY

This Said Legend Has Been Running The "BOTNET" Community For The Past 4 Years And Has High Knowledge And Will Not Let Anything Get In His Path With His Creation "Priority Botnet" He Is Known For The Massive Amount Of Power And His Highly Advanced Designs On His Botnet's Terminal Or (CnC). His Said Botnet "Priority" Blew Up Because Of His Layer7 Power Taking Down GOV Sites With Ease And His Great Way Of Advertising His Botnet And His Very Cheap And Simple Prices For Such High Power! (He May Be A Threat To Our Nowadays Online Services ETC)

His Theme On His Botnet Is Always The Said Rapper "JUICE WRLD" or "JARAD ANTHONY HIGGINS"
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soggy router

A group of two or more men all put on the same porn (in their respective rooms within one house) and wank off to it into a tissue. You must then run in to the room with the router, and slam down your wanky tissue.

The aim of the game is not to be the last to cum, and if you are, the rules state you must lick the first-to-finish's tissue.
Chad: Hey man, coming Limp Biscuit tournament later?
Brad: Nah bro, we aint tha' hardcore. Just doing Soggy Router down tha frat, dawg.
by elbastardopilko November 6, 2009
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scenic route

An Elevator ride to or from the top or high floor of a building that stops at every floor on the way up or down.
"I tried to get out of work before those idiots downstairs in accounting so I wouldn't have to take the scenic route in the elevator ride down"
by Ben Faulding September 30, 2005
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Route 66

He took route 66
by Trooperdil May 23, 2018
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