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A group of two or more men all put on the same porn (in their respective rooms within one house) and wank off to it into a tissue. You must then run in to the room with the router, and slam down your wanky tissue.

The aim of the game is not to be the last to cum, and if you are, the rules state you must lick the first-to-finish's tissue.
Chad: Hey man, coming Limp Biscuit tournament later?
Brad: Nah bro, we aint tha' hardcore. Just doing Soggy Router down tha frat, dawg.
by elbastardopilko November 06, 2009
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