root oil

The white milky substance that your mom loves to suck out of my root

"got a headache? Come get some of (insert posessive form of username here) root oil.. just pull on this hose a few times then suck it out"

by LikMahBawls September 14, 2009

Root Me

A less dirtier version of 'Sex Me'

Both are used by idiotic myspace/net people
who can't just say;

FUCK ME
(:

Hey dude Will u root me 2night??

by Cindyrofl April 23, 2008

Root fart

A large fart that comes after a series of smaller farts; The epicenter of one's flatus.

Roommate #1: Dude, will you please stop farting? The whole living room smells like your ass.

Roommate #2: I've already told you, I'm waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. If I try to force it it will only embed it's roots deeper within my bowels.

Roommate #1: You're out of your mind, you know that, right?

by Wsinger3465 September 2, 2016

Root digger

A bassist who tends to ride the root note of chords, shunning fifths, thirds, sevenths, and even passing notes. They often take the power stance and chug eighth and sixteenth notes throughout their bands' repertoire.

Note: Thus is not necessarily a bad thing, it is merely one style of playing bass.

Mike Dirnt used to write a lot of melodic bass lines, but since American Idiot he has become more of a root digger.

by -TracerBullet May 4, 2021

root beer float

upon finishing the activity of an "upper decker" (shitting in the upper tank of someones toilet) you then dump an entire bottle of dishwashing soap in the tank and then flush the tiolet so the bowl fills up with bubbling shit water....

Tom pulled an upper decker on Bills shitter, and I finished it off making it a root beer float!

by STYFFLYNX February 20, 2011

Root Beer

Slang term in which you turn "Root Beer" into an acronym "RB". This then stands for "random boner". It refers to when your sitting and out of nowhere, with no stimulus, you get wood.

Dude I couldn't turn in my test because my root beer was fizzy.

by Asatru playah February 19, 2010

Root ,Stem and Head

From the technique: Root, Stem and Head Massage, an eastern art of erotic massage performed upon the penis.

I'm in desperate need of RSH!

by Chris Everson April 8, 2005