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Roadman on aisle three

Typically a well educated person but still thick and shit and not thicc in the good way.

He/she will act like a road man 24/7 in private because they watched blue story once. But in public they still spend “spend daddy’s money
Why’s he acting like that in Tesco’s, Roadman on aisle three. Not lengers that, not lengers.
by Casadeshaggers December 17, 2021
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Roadman rishy

by Roadman rishy lover 69 June 12, 2023
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Roadman day

the 24th of september is official roadman day get it going slimeskis
omg guys its roadman day wagwan
by pluuuuh September 24, 2023
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year 8 roadman

a 12-13 year old that is obnoxious in public usually seen in newcastle they wear adidas and nike they will try to cover there face mcdonalds is a common hang out for these little cunts some will have their hands down there pants with a 50p energy drink in his other hand
look at that year 8 roadman and why does he have his hand down his pants dammit!
by wolfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 12, 2017
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wanna be roadman

A wanna be roadman is typically a 12-16 year old who tries to act hard.

They try to use slang but it just sounds a little bit wet when they use it.
Often pick fights with people bigger than them and often pussy out when they actually get squared up.
Chats A LOT OF SHIT.
Often one of a "wanna be roadman" nature has a very high pitched voice.
"Ayyyyy Halim is the wettest fuckin' don around, mum's next time i see him im gonna bang that little bitch right in his ugly fuckin face man *kisses teeth*" -*gets beaten up a couple days later by Halim.
"Shut up! Man has bare Ps' u kno. Oh mY DaYs U aRe ThE wEtTeST GUy I kNo MAn UUUUGGGHHHH!"
-Wanna be roadman from yr 7
by XxAyubxX October 28, 2019
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year 7 roadman

A kid between the ages 11 and 12, who thinks they are bad because they wear a puffer jacket, listen to bbk and do mandy.
Callum: hes a year 7 roadman, what a nutty geezer
by Doyoulikebread October 9, 2016
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Wannabe Roadman

A boy

usually aged 9-16
Lonsdale tracksuits are life
Says peng, piff , sound and safe too much
Vapes because too poor for weed

Tries to act tough but they’re like 5 so no one cares
person no.1: oh look it’s that boy who vapes and wears Lonsdale
person no.2: wow what a wannabe roadman
by youbanteringme?? May 15, 2018
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