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Riley

A young kid who’s addicted to fortnite and always try’s to hop on trends. He typically try’s to say he doesn’t do things that he actually does cause he’s insecure and his ego is very fragile.
He’ll try to annoy you and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He also claims he’s not fat cause he plays one sport but his manboobs look like water balloons about to burst. His stomach is built like eye of cthulhu from terraria.
Person 1: aye yo did you see that fat white kid crying over fortnite?
Person 2: yeah his name is Riley
by MiladSucks September 6, 2020
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Riley

Websters dictionary define HIM as "The man with the biggest willy on the whole f***king planet" HE is the guy you go to if Your girl is not getting enough D**k. HE is the only guy to pass Rizzler university with perfect fucking grades. HE pulls so hard that alien bitches gravitate towards him at the speed of light. Fun fact, he actually gave birth to GigaChad straight out of his willy.
"Oh that Riley, I wish I had his baby!"
by Batcoc April 6, 2023
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Riley

A handsome, kind,sweet,caring, amazing guy. Every girl wants to be with him. he is funny adorable and the cutest guy you will meet. He will never use you or cheat on you. he is the most loyal guy you would ever meet.
"i wish i could be with riley, he treats her so well"
by JUSTYOAVERAGE CHICKIE June 3, 2019
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Riley

Riley is the awesome's person you will ever meat on earth a Riley is one of the best Pokemon fans in the world
Riley is a Awesome person and a Pokemon fan.
by RileyTheBestOne June 8, 2018
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Riley

Yo why u love watching hentai u like a riley dawwggg
by Fahdillie June 6, 2020
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Riley

He is the sweetest boy ever! Shy at first, but once you get to know him, he has the best sense of humor. If you want to laugh about the dumbest stuff, he's your guy. Still, you can have the deepest conversations with him for hours at a time. If you are a girl, he will primarily be shy around you because almost every girl starts to like him before even becoming friends with him. But, after he knows that you aren't talking to him just for his looks and a boyfriend, he is the best guy friend. He is very dedicated to everything he does and is good at school. He cares about his family, definitely isn't a jerk to them like other guys. He is a real softie inside, although he doesn't like to admit it, with his weakness being little puppies.
Girl 1: OMG, who's that?
Girl 2: That's Riley. Isn't he so cute? He has the best personality on top of it. Nobody really deserves him.
Girl 1: I would be so lucky to go out with him...
by overcrunchybird February 29, 2020
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Riley

riley stop with the british
by poop231 March 10, 2020
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