response ability

one's ability to provide a satisfactory response when being directly addressed.

Miguel: So how are things going with Sarah?
Alex: Dude, she still hasn't replied to me from two nights ago on Skype.
Miguel: Damn! She's got poor response ability.
Alex: Yeah...

by cupids.bullseye May 17, 2014

Responsible Idiot

A person who while behaving in totally irresponsible and idiodic manner believes that they are behaving in a rational and responsible manner and has no concept of the chaos or damage they are causing themselves and those around them.

Gotta love what a responsible idiot Ben is being tonight!

by Tidsyyew!! May 14, 2025

Authentic Factual Response Or Mischievous Challenge?

The British way of asking Truth Or Dare

Excuse me sir Authentic Factual Response Or Mischievous Challenge?
Hmm, Frivolous Challenge
Drink tea with copious levels of sugar
Ho Ho Ho

by Funny British Guy March 30, 2025

Responsible breeding

bullshit animal abusers like to bring up as an excuse for wearing out their female and male dogs but it’s literally just the bare minimum for owning a dog

“animal breeders should be ashamed of themselves for inbreeding and putting their dogs through a lifetime of stress”

“but responsible breeding exists 🥺🥺”

by ppppffffftttttt September 18, 2022

Distributing responsibility

Bwahahahahaha! He's pretty good at distributing those patents too isn't he? Right cus he doesn't own any of them (aside from a door hinge or something) but all of Tesla's patents can be used freely... Like... All of the patents he doesn't own... That are underneath the banner of Tesla as a brand... Get it? That's hilarious!

Hym "Oh yeah, he's distributing responsibility, all kinds of shit... Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

emergency response guidebook

A guidebook for first responders during the initial phase of a dangerous goods/ hazardous materials transportation incident.

Person1: Oh no that truck full of explosives is on fire
Person2: quickly grab your 2008 copy of emergency response guidebook

by That weird guy across the stre May 11, 2022