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Catalonian Retirement Home

This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.

They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.

Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present

Guy 2: Yeah me too

Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present

Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home

Guy 4: But I like my grandmother

Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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Retired AntiHero

A person, usually involved with MMOORPG, that has said more than enough of his fair share of ridiculous comments, sold accounts, gave up, watched a partner die, possibly in some sort of crime drama situation, but is now back to defend himself, and his honor.
"I thought that guy quit playing MMOORPG's?"

"that's Retired AntiHero.... he never quits until justice is done."
by surface22 April 18, 2008
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rescrew

When someone does a favor for or attempts to 'rescue' you from a sticky situation and this attempt actually screws up your plan(s) and leaves you worse off than before
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Bill?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: I guess on Sunday he tried to off himself, but the paramedic rescrewed him and now he's gonna be stuck in a nut house for the next eight weeks.
by freakouterin March 15, 2009
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retired

When your tired one day and your tired again the next. This is called being retired.
I was tired yesterday and i'm retired today.

My friend is retired,he has been his laying on his couch for two days straight.
by punkybruster17 July 11, 2010
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Residents

An avant-garde band that started in the 70s and continues to record and tour today. They keep their identities secret by wearing masks onstage and in all their publicity, and have never released their names to the public. The main elements of the Residents' music are the highly experimental instrumentation and production, distorted vocals, heavy repetition and a favoring of weirdness over displaying any actual musical talent, of which they may very well have none.
"Man, those eyeball masks the Residents wear are hella tight. Do you think they'll tour with Renaldo and the Loaf again soon?"
by Aristizzle November 10, 2008
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Retired gamer

Someone that used to play video games on a regular basis and decides to stop playing by no longer owning a console. Retired gamers usually miss playing games and love being able to do so at friend's houses.
Dude 1: "Dude, why come your friend always comes over to play FIFA on your shit?"
Dude 2: "He doesn't have an xbox son..."
Dude 1: "Why the fuck not? He loves that game!"
Dude 2: "He's a retired gamer, don't ask me..."
by Da Vin Chee February 5, 2010
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Resident Evil Apocalypse

another squeal that totally strays from the basic plot....okai, the first re movie sucked arse for it was in the spencer mansion but the spencer mansion was not portrayed as an actual mansion but a lab. the first one had no tyrant and no jill, thus theory of the movie straying from the game franchinse itself.....this sequel ofcoarse has to outdo the first movie bringing in a B.O.W for once...and a B.O.W with a more limited vocabulary than paris hilton and lil jon.....and finally has one of the main characters from the actual franchinse.....it does have characters with the similar last names as the ashfords in code veronica but is nothing like them....carlos olivera looks too rugged to b the carlos from nemesis and im guessing alice is the new alexia ashford.....they are coming out with a next re movie called extinction with clair redfield...but they do no good for this character...she does not have her trademark vest and her trademark look and seems much older than she should.......that is my opinion of this....if u think this movie was better than the game.....GET BENT MORON
some douche:dood, cant wait for the next re movie, i would say resident evil apocalypse better than the nemesis game...alice is the awesomest

me:douche have you even played nemesis? and no, alice is suppose to b a spawn of claire but the actress for claire left so they made alice instead....jill and claire are by far better characters than alice...and they made jill look shitty
by silent_but_dandy July 21, 2006
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