1)A myth made up by fox news and believed by the ignorant. See also: lies
2) An oxymoron, e.g. two words with opposite meanings
2) An oxymoron, e.g. two words with opposite meanings
by Obama'08 January 24, 2009
Get the republican logic mug.The male genital organ of higher vertebrates of the republican party. Beyond erectile tissue, the cock is comprised of nicotine, Kentucky bourbon, and an aversion to contraceptives and abortion. Still, scientific consensus demonstrates that contraceptives are ineffectual to the voluminous DNA spritzing of which a republican cock is capable. Further, it is considered a rare and invaluable treasure by leftist women seeking reprieve from missionary sex with thin-thighed soy-boys.
Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
by Scrotron August 4, 2022
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A person of American origin who obstensibly votes for a certain political party called Republicans. There are in fact three distinctive types of Republicans:
1) those who call themselves fiscal conservatives and focus primarily on promoting free enterprise, lowering of federal and state taxes, and cutting government regulations to allow the market more leeway; 2) those who call themselves social conservatives, who focus on promoting religious orthodoxy in both a social and political environs, the curtailing of 'permissive' acts of sexuality, and generally promoting the vague standard of 'family values'; and 3) serious evil f-cks who take both aspects of 1) and 2) to extreme levels, who have no tolerance for others of dissenting opinions, who declare everyone and their parents 'traitors' at the slightest provocation, and are more than enjoying themselves with the thought of dragging the entire planet into Hell.
On no account should you allow a Type-3 Republican to read 'Weekly Standard' to you. Not because anything he says will convince you but because he'll start foaming at the mouth and you'll have to clean up the mess.
1) those who call themselves fiscal conservatives and focus primarily on promoting free enterprise, lowering of federal and state taxes, and cutting government regulations to allow the market more leeway; 2) those who call themselves social conservatives, who focus on promoting religious orthodoxy in both a social and political environs, the curtailing of 'permissive' acts of sexuality, and generally promoting the vague standard of 'family values'; and 3) serious evil f-cks who take both aspects of 1) and 2) to extreme levels, who have no tolerance for others of dissenting opinions, who declare everyone and their parents 'traitors' at the slightest provocation, and are more than enjoying themselves with the thought of dragging the entire planet into Hell.
On no account should you allow a Type-3 Republican to read 'Weekly Standard' to you. Not because anything he says will convince you but because he'll start foaming at the mouth and you'll have to clean up the mess.
Well, yes, I'm a repubican but I'm from the wing of the party that actually tries to be nice to people.
by Paul Wartenberg May 14, 2003
Get the republican mug.American political party popular with people who come from (on average) the dumbest, poorest, heavily subsidized regions of the country (the south,Kansas, Montana etc.)
Believe blatantly irrational social myths (increasing the military is vastly more important than education, wiretapping is better for liberty than healthcare, incarceration is better for freedom than taxing and decriminalizng marijuana)
Bitch about welfare even though red states are most likely to be subsidized
Believe blatantly irrational social myths (increasing the military is vastly more important than education, wiretapping is better for liberty than healthcare, incarceration is better for freedom than taxing and decriminalizng marijuana)
Bitch about welfare even though red states are most likely to be subsidized
A guy named Jack walks in to a bar and says "All republicans are assholes
then some redneck stands up and says "I resent that ignorant statement you piece of shit"
Jack: Why, are you a republican?
Redneck: No, I'm an asshole
then some redneck stands up and says "I resent that ignorant statement you piece of shit"
Jack: Why, are you a republican?
Redneck: No, I'm an asshole
by Piccolo48 March 5, 2010
Get the Republican mug.1. A closed minded bastard that leeches from the poor and middle class workers!
2. A biblegod fantic that wants a theocarcy!
3. Scandalous
4. A person that needs to stop attackng the left-wing for no reason!
5. A persont that kills the balance of nature!
6. lair (see Scandalous)
2. A biblegod fantic that wants a theocarcy!
3. Scandalous
4. A person that needs to stop attackng the left-wing for no reason!
5. A persont that kills the balance of nature!
6. lair (see Scandalous)
1. Damn Republicans took money out of are checks to give to corprate bastards!
2. Shit, that Republican needs to keep his damn belifes to himslef!
3. What a scandalous person.
4. Damnit Stop calling the left-wing stalinist, socialist is more like it.
5. 10 trees died to the Republicans.
6. That lair.
2. Shit, that Republican needs to keep his damn belifes to himslef!
3. What a scandalous person.
4. Damnit Stop calling the left-wing stalinist, socialist is more like it.
5. 10 trees died to the Republicans.
6. That lair.
by A extreme left-winger August 15, 2006
Get the Republican mug.Anyone who possesses a transparent navel. In order to navigate with your head up your ass, you must have a transparent navel.
I'm trying to see things from Dubya's point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass! He must have a transparent navel!
by Waheeb February 15, 2004
Get the Republican mug.noun - unsolicited, non-consensual groping of another person's crotch as practiced by prominent Republicans such as Donald Trump; a form of sexual assault.
Donald: I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything ... Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
Billy: Ah, yes. The old Republican Handshake.
Billy: Ah, yes. The old Republican Handshake.
by myowncompass October 8, 2016
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