republican

Pre-diabetic people obsessed with confusing Walt Disney for Jesus Christ. They are terribly afflicted with racism, sexism, selfishness, paranoia, greed, and ignorance; they generally take several lifetimes to acknowledge common sense, then turn around and brand themselves the originator of it.

Usually identified by their:

plain clothes
terrible hair cuts
basic sense of humor
awful musical tastes
bad sense of judgment
over-laughing
allergies to non-red-meat foods
SHYNESS

"Really?"
"I Swear"
"But, I mean I was just talking to him"
"Me too."
"My God. A Republican. So gross. I'm taking a shower."

by Obi_Juan January 29, 2017

9/11 Republicans

People who usually voted Democratic, but have been taken in by the Bush administration's fear-mongering.

1)I thought my dad was going to vote for Kerry, but he turned out to be another 9/11 Republican.

2) Thanks to the 9/11 Republicans, we're stuck with G.W. Bush for four more years.

by kolohe61 April 25, 2005

Republicans

a political party that was orignaly anti-slavery when founded in the mid 1800s. Republicans cut taxes so they can stop spending on programs that look after the welfare of the poor and the middle class.Many conservitives argue that this spurs buisnes growth and helps the stock market and trade between nations grow.The problem is that tax cuts are just helping that side of the econmy grow without acounting for the other which results in smaller buisnesses getting crushed leading to a reduction in wages.When this happens the workers earn less income causing the standard of living to go down. when the standard of living gos down there is less investment for the future since public funding for schools are bringing in less revenue due to tax cuts causing those who cant afford private schools to go to public schools that arent funded well enough by the goverment to maintain a certain standard like getting kids to graduate or makeing a school drug free.When this happens public schools start closeing and the students who cant afford private schools just sell drugs or join gangs(or join a wal-mart since all the small buisneses have closed due to taxcuts).Republicans are also Racesist

to many tax cuts im gonna sell drugs,ya na mean if the goverment isnt gonna help me and jobs aint paying good enough i mine as well provide for myself anyway i can.

by johnyhoff March 13, 2005

Republican

The cause and supposed solution to most of America's problems (but only makes them worse). Blocks change and procession of society. Would allow the killing of their own fellow citizens. Thinks two people of the same sex getting married is wrong. One who thinks a white male Christian (or even George W. Bush) is the messiah. Dumbasses in general.

Republicans need to see the light.

by Anti Anne Coulter Legionary August 15, 2006

Republican Logic

A type of logic that the Republican mind subscribes to. Basically Republican logic tells Republicans that only the rich white male Christian God is the only true God and that everything else is false religion. Republican logic sees no problem with blood soaked oil wars, tax breaks for the rich at the expense of the rest of the country, the gutting of social programs, the destruction of the Bill of Rights, and to make life as miserable as possible for non-Republicans. This sort of logic makes no sense to the rest of the world.

Republican logic is the logic of goose stepping, brown shirt and jack boot wearing thugs.

by jesster79 March 14, 2005

RepubliCon

A RepubliCon is someone who, in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, is able to manipulate large, vapid, weak-minded audiences by means of manipulation, deception, distortion of facts, and incomplete information. He is a con-artist with an inability to think objectively, consider alternatives, and allow for dissention. A RepubliCon appeals to intellectually conservative, mindless and often dimwitted followers. These followers are regressive lemmings who will follow the RepubliCon’s faithfully regardless of the inevitably tragic conclusion.

I cannot understand how those RepubliCon's like Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly can charge up their audiences when they are clearly passing their subjective, distorted views as fact.

by Sterling Steele April 8, 2009

Republicunt

An idiotic, obnoxious, Republican woman

notable Republicunts:
Ann Coulter
Elisabeth Hasselback
Sarah Palin
Angie Harmon

by claky March 30, 2009