Skip to main content

Retcon Hell

1. When an author or publisher decides to vanquish a story element that has long been considered canon or historic to the story line.

Possibly out of neglect to the potential story line the element could have provided, but ultimately was wasted. However it may also be that the plot element or historic piece of the story was highly unpopular, and was erased from the story to appease the target audience.

2. A roiling sea of fire, with litanies of anguish pouring out from the multitude shitsack plot twists condemned to an eternity of torment. Where unholy black mass is held in honor of the retcon devil, and unholy communions of bad plot wafers and poor penmanship wine are served, while millions of little plotline babies scream from the fiery chasms below.
"I hope that Wolverine Origins comic rots in Retcon Hell!" (It obviously hasn't, although the movie and comic versions of his past don't match up...)
by DracArgente August 12, 2010
mugGet the Retcon Hell mug.

Brotal Reconciliation

Noun. When a bro is totally forgiven for a douche-like act and all is well. The bro in question has apologized for doing something lame and made up with his bros and paid his dues. When Brotal Reconciliation has been achieved it is customary for all bros in the extended area to binge drink and listen to Chumba Wumba and Jack Johnson together.
"Blake was being shady, so we were totally un-bro for awhile. But then he apologized so I put him on Brobation, and then he gave me a case of bud light as a half-birthday present (he was only informed it was my half-birthday by looking at facebook and going 6 months back from my next birthday, of course), and he has henceforth achieved Brotal Reconciliation. He is my manbrother and I love him.
by JIMMYMACKCRACKATTACK May 27, 2009
mugGet the Brotal Reconciliation mug.

reconoider

To reconoider is to sneak up on some niggers on the cotton plantation and lynch them
Wanna go reconoider the nigger farm ?
by Dickwalls May 12, 2017
mugGet the reconoider mug.

recon

A new strand of marijuana, supposedly some of the best chronic out there right now.

Voted #1 last year by High Times magazine.

(Yeah I finally get to try some this weekend, and I am extremely excited)
"That Recon we smoked last night was the craziest shit I have ever inhaled."
by cccbbbddd November 18, 2006
mugGet the recon mug.

Recon

The heaviest, meanest, straight-edge band around. Their breakdowns are just stupid-heavy.
Hardcore Kid #1: Hey man, did you check that new Recon shit?

Hardcore Kid #2: Yeah man, that breakdown in "Armageddon" sounds like the Pope giving Lindsay Lohan an abortion with a rusty coat hanger.
by CUNextTuesdayBitch November 3, 2008
mugGet the Recon mug.

reconquista

(noun) Attempting to hook up with a girl again after a long period of time has passed
-You're coming back to Boston this week? That's awesome. You should call Cat.
-I had no business grilling her the first time, and I haven't spoken to her in two years.
-All the more reason to go for the reconquista, bro.
by Jazzerino March 22, 2011
mugGet the reconquista mug.

reconbigulating ostalation transfigulator

to un-combigulate a state of trance in an ostalation matter of transfigulating a bad high
oh S*** i'm too high on acid to handle this, the reconbigulating ostalation transfigulator mind technique will get me out of this.
by Jack_diddly June 23, 2007
mugGet the reconbigulating ostalation transfigulator mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email