Raymond

The sort of guy who doesn't like doing oral presentations in front of a large group of people. Not because he is shy, but because he is illiterate. He will often read books in class, thinking he can read them; but he can't. He will look at girls in a sexy manner, and gain their interest, but at the same time talking to his small group of friends. Raymond's usually have a decently sized penis, ranging from 7-9 inches by the age of twenty-three.

Look at him. He says he can read a whole 15-sentence paragraph in under a minute when he can't read. He is such a Raymond.

by 894682hdoi January 26, 2017

Curtis Raymond

Biggest douche bag you have ever met. So freakin ugly you cant even stand to look at him. Gayer than aids.

I would NEVER want to be in the same room with a "Curtis Raymond."

by Your mom is fat and ugly August 1, 2011

Everybody Loves Raymond

Except me - I hate him and his poxy little show. Not only is it unfunny - but also quite boring.

Wife: Everybody Loves Raymond is on!
Me: (Reaching for the medication) Wow - i'm so thrilled! (SARCASM)

by Gavster March 11, 2005

raymond mcclintock

A no good piece of shit husband/father. Mentally abusive manipulative pos that doesnt want anyone around him to be satisfied or happy and will do anything to make you miserable and secluded from the rest of the world. Ugly with small penis and no friends.

Raymond Mcclintock the. wannabe macho man.

That guys name is Raymond mcclintock.

He must be a douche bag his name is raymond mcclintock!

Get your tweezers out hes got that raymond mcclintock dick!

by YoucouldNevertakemyplace June 4, 2016

raymonni

Raymonni, is a word, that's have a masculine and feminine vibe to it. It's commonly use by male, and rarely females. Many people love this name, as it can be use in so many different style of slang.

Dude, you call moni, raymonni? It's don't work like that!!!

by Chronos378 December 20, 2016

Raymond Rossing

When you punch someone from behind so hard that the person’s eardrum explodes

Guy 1: Clayton had to go to the hospital after he got punched, his eardrum fucking exploded!
Guy 2: He got a Raymond Rossing.

by CLA_Bootymaster June 27, 2017

raymond lu

white asian

"damn, that kid is Chinese but he acts so white. Must be a raymond lu."

by minecraftluvr22 May 7, 2018