Ed Reed

The Free Safety/Strong Safety/Cornerback/Entire secondary for the Baltimore Ravens. Has a bigger intercetion radius than if you were to put every Detroit Lion player that ever played on the field... together.

Guy: You wanna hear a joke?
Guy2: Sure why not
Guy: Do you know why Ed Reed never had flees?
Guy2: Idk why?
Guy: Because he'd just pick them off
Guy2:Lame... but true
(Highfive)

by Jdlusional January 16, 2009

joke raped

when a person comes to tell a joke, says the first part, and then answers without the person showing any interest in the answer.

Dude 1: HEY HEY HEY

Dude 2: hi, what do you call a masturbating cow....BEEF STROKIN-OFF. *runs away*

Dude 3: dude..... you just got joke raped.

by jankygirll June 20, 2011

raped in the ass

When you get your butthole poked by a penis, but you dont like it

Bill: "So did you have fun last night?"
Jill: No, I got raped in the ass.

by Cracker barrel of monkeys January 1, 2009

raped

having been completely and utterly decimated

team A: 112
team B: 3

team B got raped

by height May 5, 2003

rated

To be of high quality

<Shaz> geezer you are rated <Mo> I know

by geezer October 26, 2003

Saddle Raped

The sexual act between a man and a woman where the man is forced on to his hands and knees by a large, heavy woman who places a saddle on his back and proceeds to rob him of his dignity and violate him repeatedly while riding the saddle.

Why is Vic hunched over today?

Bertha must of saddle raped him last night.

by Margo667 May 27, 2009

fate raped

to be raped by fate

she was drinking so hard, she was obviously gonna puke. she was fate raped.

by wronskee June 14, 2009