meat racket

(n) A term, originating in Central Maryland, used to describe music disliked by the individual. The music in question can range from a single song to an entire music genre. This term is widely used in Howard County.

Tracy: Country music is such a meat racket; I can't stand it!

by srad September 21, 2014

not just a hat rack

someone smarter than you think

Joey: But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)

Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!

Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!

'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6

by Sheerah September 7, 2010

Toast Rack

Fine, fine female ass cheeks so shapely and strong you just have to use them to hold your toast.

"Mmm - that's a fine toast rack you got."

by Satandog March 15, 2006

coat rack

A pejorative term for the boring, preppy mainstream girls who come to hardcore shows and basically just hold their boyfriend's jackets while they're in the pit.

Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.

"Yeahhh, she has long straight blonde hair, all made up and dressed cute in Aberfimbie and Crotch. And she's with a dude with short hair and a long sleeved black Bane shirt..... total coatrack."

by Danny Delinquent February 24, 2004

spice rack dwarf

a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout"GIVE ME THE PARSLEY BITCH"and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes

Steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.

by aaron and stetson January 22, 2009

racketlon

A combination sport, involving table tennis, squash, badminton and tennis. Each sport is played against the same opponent up to 21 points. The winner of the overall match is the player with the most points, rather than the player that wins the most sets.

Steve: "What's the best sport in the world?"
Magnus: "I believe that's Racketlon".

by Collins December 2, 2004

Rackface

A condition affecting employees of Rackspace Ltd, caused by:

i) long-term exposure to rack mounted servers and appliances;
ii) having your face pressed into a rack by a senior data centre gang member;
ii) excessive inhalation of PSU exhaust.

"Yo Chris, get your ass outta the DC dude, you're starting to get rackface".

"I'm sorry sir, you appear to have a severe case of rackface. I prescribe life".

by MrPT January 20, 2009