Mooney Rule

A code of secrecy invoked by promising to never tell another person the story you are about to be told.

In a conversation the Mooney Rule would be used as follows:
Person 1: Dude, I have something important to tell you, Mooney Rule on this.
Person 2: Ok, I swear never tell anyone.
Person one then proceeds to tell person two the important story knowing that the secret will stay private between the two due to the Mooney Rule being invoked.

by RC45 February 8, 2013

Grassley Rule

1. A precedent for the exclusive use of partisan politics when determining whether a nominee to the Supreme Court should be confirmed.

2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.

Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.

Senators referenced the Grassley rule as justification to oppose the President's nomination to the Supreme Court.

Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?

Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?

Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule

by ProgressIowa January 24, 2017

Vikaas Rule

The Vikaas rule states that deconstructionism will convert a singularity into a duality; rather than a duality into a singularity.

Existential deconstructionism delineating the body politic into two counter-posing sides is a manifestation of the Vikaas Rule.

by sandraxine December 6, 2017

Rule 23

The person who acts the gayest in your friend group is the straightest.

Joe: Dude I’m telling you I’m not gay

Tyler: Remember rule 23, you haven’t even kissed a single homie goodnight

by The impostor August 11, 2022

Rule 28

There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

guy1: dude i just saw tub girl it was sick.
guy2: yeah well this is worse you havent seen baby paste...
rule 28

by Emielie June 6, 2008

Rule 34h

In conjuction with Rule 43, Rule 34 subsection 'h' of the Internet states that the purer and more innocent a thing is, the more porn will be made of it. All claimed exceptions will be made subject to Rule 35.

Twilight Sparkle: "Dear Princess Celestia, today we learned the magic of friendship."

Princess Celestia: "How wonderful, my little ponies! Now come with me and I'll teach you all about the magic of friendship with benefits."

And that's how Rule 34h was made!!!

by Mr. F. Rogers, Neighbors D.A. October 29, 2011

Rule 34

An infamous internet rule that no one seems to accept. For anything on the internet that exists, someone, somewhere, somehow will find a way to sexualize that. It can go from video game characters to cartoon characters to animals to popular persons to non-human living things to non-living objects or things.

"Dude, they already made Rule 34 of Cuphead."
"Aw fuck."

by someotherkid2021 December 6, 2017