Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

ring five

Essentially as a serious-couple-thing, i.e. when married -- doing a "high five" except performing it by "clinking" your wedding rings against each other; for example in a fist-bump manner.

I ring fived my husband cause I was proud of him since he mastered a job interview today

by NoShadeRed January 5, 2022

ring hole

Australian slang for “asshole”.

To show one’s asshole to another.

Morris; “ the customer said she wanted to show me her ring hole!” unknowing of what that really pertained to, innocently thinking he was about to see a wedding band. He was gravely mistaken.

Jimmy; “Show us ya ring hole, luv!” after consuming a long-neck VB for breakfast at twenty-to-eight in the fuckin’ morning, as he is a fuckin’ fair-dinkum, fuckin’ full-grown Aussie. This is also known as ‘getting that up ya’.

by bloodyvwdriver July 11, 2022

ring piece

the ring of muscle around your bum hole.

she licked my ring piece

by oliver thompson May 6, 2003

Ring of Safety

The thin circle of paper available to put over the toilet seat in a public restroom.

"Dude, I would have gotten herpes from that bathroom if it wasn't for the ring of safety!"

by yellebelle August 21, 2009

Ring Around the Collard Burger

A burger that comes with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Ring Around the Collard Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Ring of Keys

Someone's first queer inspiration; somebody who -- through their own open queerness -- unwittingly forces another to confront their own queerness.

From the Fun Home song of the same name.

"Your swagger and your bearing
And the just right clothes you're wearing
Your short hair and your dungarees
And your lace up boots

And your keys, oh
Your ring of keys"

Missy Elliott was my ring of keys when I was in middle school. From then on, I knew I wasn't straight.

by Kubri27 June 29, 2019