chief queef

the queen of queefs; one who queefs regularly

"Man, do you know Bailey?"
"Oh you mean Chief Queef?"

by ckess2 March 12, 2016

quebec nordiques

Fucking awesome team who are now the Colorado Avalanche. They are gnarly.

Dude he really Quebec Nordiqued it UP!

by j03 April 8, 2004

Quebec Steamer

When one defecates on another's face

Like a Cleveland Steamer, only further north.

I wanted to defecate on her chest but I sneezed and gave her a quebec steamer by mistake.

While playing Twister I accidentally gave Jaffa a quebec steamer.

by SixScotch March 25, 2012

brain queef

what is rejected by the brain after it has been completely and utterly fucked

That physics class gave me a brain queef.

What the hell? That's crazy! I'm going to have a brain queef!

by Uncle Ike May 15, 2009

Reverse Queef

When a women sucks things into their vagina, much like a vaccum.

When I lost my keys, it turns out I accidently reverse queefed them.

by WeinerBarf April 14, 2015

boom queef

A sudden explosion followed by a queef. (Verb)

After the tank fired the missle the lady guard had a boom queef.

by John richeter June 12, 2020

dick queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005