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Quaffy

A person with high fascinations and ambitions but lackluster skill in the work or activity they participate in. The person has a high tendency of lying, either exaggerating the value of their work or the effort put into it.
"John says he created that art, but he barely knows how to draw a straight line"
"Ugh.. I know. He's such a Quaffy"
by TheBigBadBobby June 28, 2023
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Tuna Queef

One of the many scents offered by a womans queef.
A:You smell that?
B:Yeah smells like cod
A:No im pretty sure its a tuna queef.
by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011
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Watery Queef

I made a watery queef last night and it felt weird.
by Dildoqueefer69 December 2, 2013
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explosive queef

When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.
"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"
by captainmarshall1 July 12, 2014
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sleepy queef

A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness
While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef
by Sleepyqueefin1 July 20, 2016
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fishy queef

The act of queefing in Prezzo when eating with your family
Crikey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair has done a fishy queef
by Bumfart March 21, 2017
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